Topic: Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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I like that one Starr.  big_smile  B)

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lol See what you get for being a bully?  tongue You get poisoned.  wink

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Good point.

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OH Burn!!!!!! Wow, hahaha, that'll teach you to take a man's drink.

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lol Exactly.  wink

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haha, I bet he started crying next. lol

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Something like that happened to me at a party a couple of years ago. I had to use the bathroom but there was a line so I pissed in a cup and was going to dump it out when a friend of mine took the cup from my hand. Before I could tell him not to drink that he took and big drink because he thought it was beer. I laughed the rest of the night and he stuck to drinking water the rest of the night.

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lol OMG! Poor guy.

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I guess he did not like my home made brew.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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Haha - owned! That's halarious.  lol

Darth Jester,Jul 21 2009, 03:10 AM wrote:

Something like that happened to me at a party a couple of years ago. I had to use the bathroom but there was a line so I pissed in a cup and was going to dump it out when a friend of mine took the cup from my hand. Before I could tell him not to drink that he took and big drink because he thought it was beer. I laughed the rest of the night and he stuck to drinking water the rest of the night.
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That's nasty.  lol

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Yeah, That was a great night and he never will grab a drink from some ones hand again.

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I had something happen like that... but it was my bro's drink... and he was sick... and there was a loogie involved. Use your imagination.

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I bet that tasted good.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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Starr,Jul 26 2009, 10:33 PM wrote:

I had something happen like that... but it was my bro's drink... and he was sick... and there was a loogie involved. Use your imagination.
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lol

Interesting. And my Imagination can get wild.  lol  wink

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Are you sure it was not a American Pie Beer that was involved?

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very funny stuff

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Indeed and agreed.

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