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Hovoth: (Puts out a No Drugs ad) (Laughs evilly)
Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?
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(Kicks hovoth out the door of his trailer )
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*Hovoth lands on LSM and they tumble down the hill*
LSM: Ahhhhh.............!!!
I Am Jedi
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Hovoth: (Falls down to the base of the hill) Ugh...
Dog: (Comes up) *Barking*
Hovoth: What's that?! Jester's stuck in a well? Lead me to him!
(Follows dog)
Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?
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Jester: (Takes another hit)
Jester: If they do not want to join the Darkside then at least sit down and join the Greenside.
Jester: (Passes it back to Atrox)
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(grabs the bong but heres a police siren)
(the cops come in side)
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LSM: Hope those cops have life insurance. Atrox and Jest are difficult to handle, especially after goin on that trip.
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(The cops close the door behind them and sit down)
Jester: What's up?
Cop 1: We have your money.
(Cop 2 hands half the money to Atrox and the other half to Jester)
Cop 1: We have to go but we will see you next week.
(The 2 cops get up and leave)
Jester: The cops make good drug dealers and it is good to have some cops on the payroll.
Jester: (Put's my half of the money in my pocket and takes another hit)
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*kills cops*
dats my money
The New Jedi code:
There is no anger, there is peace.
There is no greed, there is sincereness.
There is no destroyal, there is mercy.
There is no Dark, for there is light.
There is no anger, there is peace.
There is no greed, there is sincereness.
There is no destroyal, there is mercy.
There is no Dark, for there is light.
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(shoots spartan in the back of head)
" nobody screws with me or my organization"
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*gets right back up***
give me another shot up my back its itchy. c'mon...
ok, weirdos
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Spartan, The cops did not have any money because they gave it all to Atrox and me so please read before you post.
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I said shoot me AGAIN!
ok, weirdos
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Cops arrive and take spartan))
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they arrive at a large building, where men in white suits come out and take him inside to a private room.
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"They inject him with a virus"
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Spartan: Augh! (Looks at mark)
Agent: This virus will kill you unless you take this brief case to a man in the Latte' Cafe on Marks street.
Spartan: What?
Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?
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Punches spartan in the face_)
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looks at Spartan on the floor.......
"If only he'd listened to me.......it's all my fault! I should never have let him have that toy gun."
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Lightside Master,Apr 26 2009, 11:56 PM wrote:
looks at Spartan on the floor.......
"If only he'd listened to me.......it's all my fault! I should never have let him have that toy gun."
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ROFL 
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