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LSM: *whispers* lets have some fun with this.
LSM: Hey, bounty hunter. I wouldn't mess with that Atrox, dude, he is a killer when he's sober. Just think what he can do when he's drunk!
*LSM uses the force to release the clip from the Bounty hunter's gun without him knowing*
Bounty Hunter: (Looks at Atrox)
Atrox: (Laughs like a maniac, then burps)
Bounty Hunter: This blote is not'in but a shoveler! (Reaches for pistol)
Hovoth: (Uses force to make several chairs float)
Jester: (Opens eyes and starts to laugh)
Jester: You really think that a weak drink like this will pass me out.
Jester: (Stands up and keeps laughing)
LSM *looks at Hovoth* He may not pass out from that juice, but he won't be able to do much if he keeps laughing like that! haha.
LSM: I'm telling you, man, you don't wanna mess with Atrox. One burp in your face and you'll be headed for the ER. B)
Bounty Hunter: Oy! He's gawt lots'ah cash oh' his head - ans I's gonsta collect!
Hovoth: Who paid you?
** A dark figure enters into the Cantina. It's a Rodian, with dark red marble eyes, and scaled green skin, and smoke coming out of his nose. **
Hovoth: Great Scotts, he's huge.
De'ek: I am De'ek - the fiercest man on this planet!
LSM: Oh, gosh! you might wanna lay off the cigarrettes, there, pal! it's not doing anything for your appearence!
(runs around in circles screaming)
LSM: Watch out, hunter, he's gettin mad at you!! he's dangerous !!!!
Jester: (Turns around and stands up)
Jester: I am tired of this.
Jester: (Uses Force Lightning on the Hunter killing him)
Jester: There!
Jester: (Turns back around and sits down)
( throws up all over the hunters dead body)
" ahh i feel better now"
Jester: (Looks at Atrox)
Jester: You look better too.
Hovoth: Gross! (Laughs)
Jester: (Stands up and uses Force pull to pull the dead body off the floor and uses Force Push to throw it against the wall and mounts it like a trophy)
Jester: That looks good there.
Jester: (Smiles and sits back down and starts back drinking)
(sits down at the bar,and eats some peanuts)
(looks up at the hunter)
" you might want to wash em"
** A dancing Fool known as "The Dancing Fool" gets on the dancefloor and beckons Atrox to challenge him... **
Jester: (Turns around and looks at the fool dancing on the floor)
Jester: Look, It is a jedi.
Jester: (Starts laughing)
LSM: Hey, I know him from somewhere!...........wait, did i just admit that?! :huh:
** The Dancing Fool now beckons LSM onto the dance floor... **
Hovoth: Uh-Oh, looks like someone wants to own you in some freestyle.
LSM: Well, normally I'd decline, but since it is this guy....
*LSM walks up and immediately begins an insane break dance routine.*
** The dancing fool follows this, with some insaner dancing crazes. **
