Topic: Yo Mama Joke 2
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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YO MOMA SO DUMB SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL
YO MOMA SO FAT SHE STOOD ON THE SCALE AND IT SAID ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
YO MOMA SO DUMB SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WACHED THE COUCH
YO MOMA'S BOOBS ARE SO HAIRY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS CHEWBOCA IN A HEADLOCK
"The jedi are nothing more than the sith, they fear to love because love is a weakness, and jedi strive on strength"
-RonLogsdon (Darth Nihilus)
-RonLogsdon (Darth Nihilus)
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Yeah, well your mama is so dumb, she thought a "QuarterBack" was a refund.
Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.
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yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said we don't weigh live stock
"The jedi are nothing more than the sith, they fear to love because love is a weakness, and jedi strive on strength"
-RonLogsdon (Darth Nihilus)
-RonLogsdon (Darth Nihilus)
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
"Semper Paratus"
"Attero Totus Sanctus"
"Silently this one moves amongst the helpless and the oppressed."
"Nosferatu - Carpe Noctem"
"Fraternitas furvus occido"
"Attero Totus Sanctus"
"Silently this one moves amongst the helpless and the oppressed."
"Nosferatu - Carpe Noctem"
"Fraternitas furvus occido"
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yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and i showed your phone number
yo mamma so skinny her nipples touch
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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Yo mama is so nasty she holds more rappers in her than a Ipod
Endless confusion...
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Yo momma is a lesbian. That's why you're adopted.
*Pats myself on the back*
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
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lol...ok?
yo momma so poor i tripped through the doorway of her house and fell out the window
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
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yo mamma so fat AND stupid, she got hit by a bus full of white kids cuz she thought it was a twinkie
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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Your momma's so fat, infact, we're inside her right now and the galaxy to her, is only as big as an atom.
Your momma's so skinny, she can stretch better than anyone else.
Your momma's so dumb, she can't even think.
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woa those wer quality..lol jus playin
nice to meet ya maximus
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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Heh, when I was young, I remember a mother's day card that I gaved to my mom, and this is what it said:
"To The Best Mom In the World! ... So, how did you get this card?"
I out-do myself.
"Fraternitas Furvus Occido"
Resurrect, and you shall find... peace.
Resurrect, and you shall find... peace.
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Yeah, well nice to meet you all. And thank you for the nice greeting.
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nice eainphous
and hope u have a good time maximus
yo mamma so poor...i asked wher the bathroom was in her house and she sayd pick a corner
sorry if my typingis a bit sloppy lately...i broke my arm so bare with me
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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dude that sucks but i got 1!
ur moma so stupid she drowned at the wae at te baseball game
another
ur moma like a shotgun 1 cock and she blows!!!!
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yo mamma so fat she got it goin on and on and on
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
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wat?????? :huh: :huh:
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nothin just never mind that one
no matter who call them selves jedi, the sith will conquer. Everything wants, hurts, and loves...it is a way of life, and a way of the sith.
