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*Finds a concealed knife in LSM's pillow*
Hovoth: Hmm...
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So that's why that pillow was so uncomfortable! I honestly have no idea how that got there......................................nedles?! :blink: 
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Nedles: (Tosses pillow full of grenades at LSM)
LSM: GAHH--- *BOOOM!*
Hovoth: (Walks over to LSM's body parts) *Takes off hat*
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well alrighty, then...
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LSM: uh,............uh...............Hovoth..................my hat.................wear...........it...........with............pride...............................ahhhhhh.....................*expires*
*force revitalize, stands up shaking head* wow, that was weird! um, i'd like my hat back.......
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jeez.. *takes bowling ball and throws at LSM*
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*throws a jumbo pillow and knocks out spartan dead cold*
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aagh... cant get up..
*ko*
5 hours later..
can i have some grapes??
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*rolls eyes*
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*eyes pop out of sockets*
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:ph34r: uhhhhh ok
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Who would win:
Spartan, with 5,000 death stars, and 12 billion jedi
or
Chuck Norris' fists
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Chuck's fists..............cause before the fight even starts, all of the Jedi would turn on Spartan, take the ships, and blast him into oblivion! lol
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Here's how it would play out in KOTOR:
1st turn: Spartan attacks with all his fleet.
Effect: -0 HP (Cause Chuck Norris is too awesome to lose health)
2nd turn: Chuck Norris punches.
Effect: Spartan and his units perish into Oblivion.
(Oblivion:TES is owned by Bethesda softwares, and is copyrighted, and any copying or mention of game without official permission is against the law, and punishable by taxes)
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LOL ROTF, punishable by taxes! that's hilarious man!!!!
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that's awesome
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but not too far from the truth. $20 says it happens in two years' time.
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at which point, we will hopefully vote in a Republican majority in the House and Senate!
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Gun sales have come up since Obama was announced prez, I'm sure most of you might know...
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haha, not surprised. got to get them while the getting is good! not that he won't take them away later............. <_<
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