Re: Dsf Revan
P... pa... perlo... purlo... (frowns) pirlo...
Qui suis-je?
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P... pa... perlo... purlo... (frowns) pirlo...
:unsure:
Starr
... piko... pero... prolom... (frowns)
Yeah...
Starr
pruto... piklo... pored...
(thinks)
Starr
predo... posle... pile... (frowns)
Hmm...
Starr
Ha I remembered!
CHICKEN!
Starr
It's the year 2350. Humanity has spread to a few star systems, and is dedicatedly colonizing them. However, there is one discovered planet still lacking much human settlement. On this planet resides a single sentient life form. It is several hundred feet tall, and rather humanoid in form. Brain waves indicate great intelligence, and consciousness, but the creature does not move.
One day, a college student, investigating this creature for his college thesis, gets frustrated and yells out, "how can something evolve with arms and legs if it doesn't use them?"
It turns out this is the first time anyone had asked a question loud enough for the creature to hear. Presently, it stood up, (parting the clouds with its head) pondered a bit, boomed out, "IT CAN'T," and sat back down.
The student was dumbstruck. "But of course." he muttered. "It only stands to reason . . ."
Did you know that scientists are starting to replace bone with metal?
Starr
Yeah... I knew that...
Trying to enhance today's solider.
Starr
I would really hate to have metal bones...
Well, it's not really metal... it's a flexible metal-alloy.
Starr
I would hate that anyway...
Yeah... you've got a 37% chance of survival.
Starr
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