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Send him my regards...
Sure thing... so far he's done good, but GT's going to let him try and shoe Buddy. :ph34r:
Starr
Starr
who what when where is this new person?
Ehh... Ask Starr... :unsure:
who what when where is this new person?
Dylan Calis, human, yesterday, on the ranch.
Starr
Right... Now we know...
Starr
Rumba!
Starr
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, "What'll you have?"
The duck says, "Got any pickles?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles?"
The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails?"
The bartender, puzzled, said "No."
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles?"
Starr
What's the difference between a mosquito and a mountain climber?
One's a vector and one's a scalar!
Two soliders were walking through the woods during an exercise. Suddenly one of them collapses, his eyes are glazed and he's not breathing. The other solider panics and gets on a communicator and calls their superior.
"Sir, I think my partner's dead! He's not breathing and his eyes are rolled back."
The commadning officer, having seen this happen before said, "Calm down, calm down. I'll tell you what to do, but first, let's make sure your partner's really dead."
There was silence and then two gunshots.
The solider cam back on and said, "Okay, now what?"
Starr
Old... But a good one...
Billy was a young boy in the sixth grade. His English teacher told him to use his spelling words in sentences.
His first was hotel:
"I gave my girlfreind crabs and the hotel everyone."
Starr
I don't get it... :unsure:
Hotel... "ho tell".
Starr
