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"They out number us three to one. Sucky odds for them f***ers."

The famous Sarge... that seriously happened to us before.

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and we say all kinds of vulgar things.

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So many... the military is so violent... and so fun.

Question... in the military, if someone held a rifle in front of you, what would you call it?

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you mean like what would i say?

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No... if they asked you the name of it, what would you call it?

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i think i get what you're trying to say... i think.

i would say... the one and only AK-47.

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Oh, well... I was trying to hint at somethiing while not giving it away... but I don't think it's possible. So I'll just tell you the joke.

have you ever heard the one about the Navy Seal and his rifle?

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no.

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A Navy Seal was chating with some other military personel when he called his rifle a gun. A commanding officer walking by heard him and walked over to the Navy Seal and escorted the young man to the front of the ship.

There the man was stripped of all clothes and forced to hold his rifle in one hand and p**is in the other while saying these lines:

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun."

I have no clue how that popped up in my head... it just did.

Starr

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lol

okay that was... new.

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Yeah... my mom told me that. Got it from my uncle.

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this is one from a long time ago. it's quite disgusting so i hope you aren't about to eat or just ate.


it was dinner time and a man and his wife had nothing to eat.


the man asked, "hey honey? what's for dinner?"

the wife opened her legs wide and said, "krabs".



ack.

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Oh... so wrong...  yikes

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yeah...


a girl at my old school told me that one.

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Strange...

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isn't it?

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Ever heard the one about the two soliders walking in the woods?

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uh, no, sorry. (shrugs shoulders)

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Two soliders were walking in the woods. Suddenly one of the soliders clapses... he's not breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other solider quickly drops to his comrade's side and notices this. He's then gets on the base communicator:

"Commander, my partner's clapsed! He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed over!"

The Commander calmly replied. "Calm down... I know what to do. First, let's make sure your partner is dead-" Before he could finish the sentence the solider had left the communicator. There was silence for a few seconds before two shots were heard over the communicator.

The solider came back to the communicator and said, "Okay... now what?"

Starr

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now i know what you're talking about. had you said mandalorians, i would have caught it. but that would have given it away.

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