Topic: Prepare For Battle

Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, "Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon."

The captain tells the man," Get my red coat and prepare for battle!"

The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.

The captain tells the assistant "If I was shot you would not be able to tell I'm bleeding and you would keep fighting."

The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the assistant came to the captain, "Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!"

The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and told him "Get me my brown pants!"

Wake up. You were dreaming. What's your name?

Re: Prepare For Battle

lol Nice one, Hovoth.  lol

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I agree.  lol  big_smile  B)

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uh why did he need to get pants

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Hahahahaaaaaa I never saw this one when Hovoth was actually on here. That's funny

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Prince wrote:

uh why did he need to get pants

So they wouldn't know if he s**t himself.  wink

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That is pretty good edda0199.  cool

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Do you like Dragons?

Cuz Imma be dragon deez balls all over your face

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That was a good one Spartan.  lol  cool

Where do you get Dragon's milk from?

A short legged cow because it's bag is a dragin.

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Woah woah, you went textbook on that. Okay I see let me think

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That was a joke that my dad use to tell me before he passed away.  cool

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