Re: Bar Room Brawl Cheers!
Konah looks up, "I'm sorry is a dead Sith Lord supposed to frighten me?" she inquires.

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Konah looks up, "I'm sorry is a dead Sith Lord supposed to frighten me?" she inquires.
Jester: (Looks at Konah and then at Spartan and Laughs)
Jester: Spartan man, You need to learn to lie better because you have jawas in the corner laughing at you.
Jester: (Picks up a fresh mug of Krayt Dragon's blood and takes a drink)
George entered the bar walking slowly towards the counter. He took off his sunglasses on his way there.
"Hey Bartender! Give me Bantha milk!" Then he looks over to Jester and others and smiles. "Hey guys!"
Spartan: what's good George?
Malak: I'm here, M'Lord
Spartan: Can you take care of that little problem over there? (Points at Konah, and then at Jester and then at George for no apparent reason)
Spartan: Take care of them.
Malak: (Ignites Saber and remains in position)
Jester: (Looks over at this look alike Malak)
Jester: You are one ugly malak look alike but you still not as ugly as his mother.
Jester: (Laughs and with one swing of my arm I ignited one side of my lightsaber and cut the head off of the Malak look alike.)
Jester: Spartan, Thanks for the target practice but the next time you have a look alike make sure he can fight.
Jester: (Returns saber to belt and I take another drink.)
Spartan: YOU JUST KILLED MY FAVOURITE DROID!!! I'LL KILL YOU!
Spartan: (Force pushes Jester's Drinks) UNLIMITED POWERRRR
George continues drinking bantha's milk and looks over at Konah and winks.
Konah watches the two sith play tag with the force. Looking up she catches the wink. "Alas another one." she sighs and continues to watch the two other idiots.
George ignoring the obvious interest approaches Konah. "Well, hello there beautiful, I noticed your glow from the street, I never saw a more fine girl than you." He smiled knowing that what he just said was stupid.
Jester: ( I laugh at Spartan's poor attempt to harm me)
Jester: I have seen you unlimted powerrr and I have seen younglings with more then that.
Jester: (Laughs and stands up)
Jester: George!!, Your jedi master know that you are hitting on women?
Jester: (Walks over to George)
Jester: I thought your Master kept your balls in his pouch on his belt.
Jester: (Laughs and walks over to Konah.)
Jester: GET YOUR ASS UP!!! This is not nap time...
Jester: (Walks over to the stage where a couple of girls are dancing.)
Konah laughs both at george's cheesy pick up line and jesters mention of balls in a pouch. "I think I look rather seductive down here." she states simply.
George shouted to Jester: "We Jedi have more life than you do!" Than he looked back at Konah, and approached her a little more. " Yes you do beautiful, you are very seductive, not just here, but anywhere."
Konah smiles and raises an eyebrow. "So, did you learn these pick up lines from the Jedi Archives?" she wonders out loud.
Jester: (Turns and looks at Konah)
Jester: NO!!!! HE READ THOSE LINES OFF THE BATHROOM WALL!!!!
Jester: (Laughs as I turn back around to face the dancing girls.)
Spartan: (becomes frustrated and kicks Jester in the shins)
Spartan: F**k your younglings , (understandably he is drunk)
Konah looks at Spartan, "That sounds obscene." she states simply.
Jester: (Looks at Spartan)
Jester: Really???, Who kicks someone in their shins...
Jester: (Laughs and turns back to the girls)
The doors to the cantina suddenly burst open, drawing everyone's attention. A slender figure veiled by a dark cloak strides in, white boots hitting the floor in perfect rhythm with the faint clinking of chains. A soft tremor ripples through the Force, and the sharp sense of danger which now clings to the air causes the hair on the back of one's neck to stand on end.
The new arrival sits down at the bar and the bartender proceeds to fix a beverage without the slightest signal. The bartender then slides the glass down the bar only to have the figure reach out a gauntleted hand and catch it, tossing a 100 credit chip the bartender's way simultaneously.
Raising a brow Konah watches the figure with interest.
Jester: (Feels in the Force and knows who has walked but I do not turn around like the rest of the bar.)
Jester: BAND!!!! PLAY THE TATTOONIE CANTINA SONG!!!!!!!!
(The band starts playing the song and the dancing girls start dancing again)
Jester: (I sit down and listen to the music and keep watching the girls)