Topic: Joke Of The Day 5

Two blondes were sitting on a porch and one of them asks,
"Which is farther away, the moon, or Florida?"
The other one replies "Hello, can you see Florida?"

Do not fear death. Death is all around us. If we show fear it jumps at us faster than lighting, but, if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently and guides us slowly into infinity.

Re: Joke Of The Day 5

haaa funny

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that was okai not great

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someone could right better if they did

I'm black....wait thats not right

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ha, nice.

How do you kill a blonde?

Tell her there's a scratch and sniff coating on the bottom of a swimming pool.

big_smile

I Am Jedi
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how do you confuse a blonde(i am blonde) tell her to pee in a corner in a circle shaped room

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Re: Joke Of The Day 5

Jedi master Konah wrote:

how do you confuse a blonde(i am blonde) tell her to pee in a corner in a circle shaped room

You know how she confuses you?

She shows you what corner she peed in.

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yep the counter part good job

how do you confuse a blonde write turn over on both sides of a piece of paper

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That's true.

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