Topic: Joke Of The Day 3
A millionaire decides to throw a party. He invites everyone to come in and have a good time. Even the hillbillies.
When the party gets well under way he stands up on the podium and says "I will give 1 million dollars to whoever goes into the pool and wrestles the alligator."
The crowd laughed at loud as if it were a joke but when they looked to the pool they saw that there really was an alligator in there.
And more astonishing yet, there was Joe the hillbilly in there wrestling the alligator. He was throwing that thing around like a rag dog and finally threw down his defeated foe on the patio before the crowd for all to see.
"Well, I guess you can have a million dollars." said the millionaire.
"No that's OK." Joe replied.
"How about a new car then"
"Nah, i don't want that."
"Well, I have to get you something for that"
"Alright," said Joe "Get me that sum b**ch who jounced me into the pool!"
