Re: How Did You Feel When You Learned The Truth?
hey lay off the juma juice

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hey lay off the juma juice
Hey Batrender. Now I am .... hick... going to ... hick... kick your ass, because you were givving me to much of this Juma... hick.... juice! (knocks down on a floor)
Me to bartender: sorry he's a friend from out of town. come on let's go george...
(drags george out of the cantina...)
Gosh were am I?
Look there is one Sith coming!
Me: you're too drunk george, let me handle this...
Sith: what the hell are you doing here?!! :angry:
Me: just enjoying a drink.
Sith: i don't care if you were robbing this place! get out of here.
Me: sith slime
Sith: WHAT?!?!?!? :angry: :angry:
Me: you heard me sith slime!
George: look this one is not worth the trouble.
Sith: he is not worth the trouble
George: go have a drink.
Sith: i was just doing that(walks off)
Me: thanks for covering my ass.
George: no problem.
George: Hmph... To easy... So what we shall do next...
i don' know. go find canderous
canderous: i'm right here.
ha ha!!! my man! what up
i'll let you continue this...
Me: Hey Canderous There is a Sith guy in that Cantina there. He is very drunk. I think you could kick his ass...
Canderous: Yea... The fav part of my business... (goes into cantina)
(brief silence then a lightsaber buzzes, rapid blaster shots)
canderous: too easy. i caught that mothrfkr off guard and shot him with my prototype mandalorian repeater.
george and prince: damn!
George: that thing is as big as hell!!!
(a bunch of Rodian thugs approaches)
Leader Rodian: Give us all of your money...
(george looks to prince and turns on his lightsaber and jumps toward the Leader Rodian and stabbed him through stomach)... the chaos starts...
(george uses force wave, prince uses adv throw lightsaber, canderous uses thermal detenator, thugs drop dead)
prince: (imitaion of darth vader) all too easy.
george and canderous laugh
(looks on a watch)
Me: Damn. I got a date with my girlfriend in 20 minutes. Got to go. Sorry guys...
alright see ya
(After the date. George is walking down the street... Then someone approacheas... George feels the dark side in him)
sith presence: george, george
george: i won't succomb to this. i cant.
sith presence takes the form of malak...
George: What'a?
Malak: Suprised...
George: I thought Revan killed you...
Malak: Perhaps, or perhaps not. Ask him if you don't believe me.
George: No I don't belive you...
Malak: You really believe Revan could kill me even if he wanted it...(dissapears)
(george hears an evil laugh)
George: I will found out the truth, Malak!(goes back to Prince)
Prince: Hey George how it was on the date...
George: There's no time for chat, do you know where Revan is?
Prince: (confused voice) Yes, but...
George: Good, take me to him.(waits for prince)
(lurks in the shadows)
Starr: (whispers) Yes... lead us to Revan and then you shall all be doomed...
Unknwon Person: (whispers) Indeed...
*evil girl laughs* MUHAHAHAAAA!
george: that's it! that's the voice i heard.
prince: it sounds like...malak? dammit he's-- it's taken over her will power. we must act.
george: i can't kill her.
prince: why she must be-
george: i love her
prince(stunned)(gentle chuckle): then this is your battle.(disappears)
Starr: No! They've discovered us!
Unknown Person: Then we fight! (pulls small object out of pocket)
But first... we find Revan!
Starr: (looks at George from the shadows) I will return...
(looks at Prince) And you shall be the first...!
(Starr and Unknown Person disappear laughing evil girl laughs!)
(Two dark figures approach the door leading to Revan's dorm)
MUHAHAHAAAA!
prince: i swear i am gonna kill her