Topic: My Blonde

My first Blonde joke

   This blonde walks into the store and says how much is this tv?The cashier says blondes are stupid.
The blonde walks out mad so she dies her hair pink and walks in the next day and asks "How much is this tv?"
   The cashier says pinks are stupid.The woman walks out mad.She comes back yelling at the cashier
    "HOW MUCH IS THIS TV IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I'LL TELL THE MANAGER TO FIRE YOU!"
The cashier says "Ma'am that is not a tv that is mircowave." lol  lol  big_smile  big_smile

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Re: My Blonde

Funny! lol
Good joke!!!

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Re: My Blonde

That wasn't by me some one told me that joke

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Re: My Blonde

I have seen this joke on "literally" every forum i've been to.

nonetheless a funny joke.

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Re: My Blonde

good joke

howz bout dis

ther is a blond, and red head and a brunette

they are on this game show where they have to cross the sahara

they each get to bring one thing with them on the journey

the host of the show asks the brunette what she is bringing

"Im bringing a jug of water so i dont get dehidrated" she says

the host moves on to the red head and asks her what she is bringing

"Im bringing oranges because they are food and they too have water" she says

the host moves on to the blond and asks her what she is bringing

"im bringing a car door" she says bluntly

"Why?!" the host asks bewildered

"Because its going to get hot and i might have to roll down the window!"the blond replies

.............................hahaha.............................

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Re: My Blonde

that is funny

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Re: My Blonde

Both jokes are pretty funny.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

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