Topic: Yo momma jokes
carry on this list.
ill start,
yo dadda is so dumb, hes walked into a lampost, then knocked on it saying "i know your in there. the light is on"
- Darth Rhyykol
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haha thats funny
Yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battre up her butt and said "i got the power"
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lol
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
and...
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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haha
your momma's so stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle
your momma is so stupid she got locked in a food store and she starved to death
- Darth Rhyykol
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lol
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
and
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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lol
your momma is so fat she slid down the rainbow and skittles popped out
- Darth Rhyykol
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hahaha
yo mommas so fat. the only time she sees 911, is on the scales
yo mommas armpits are so hairy, she looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
Last edited by Darth Rhyykol (2009-12-11 18:33:47)
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lol
your momma is so hairy she makes chewbacca look naked
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Damn that must be one hairy thing
Put her in the snow and yetis will think of her as a God
I'm black....wait thats not right
- Darth Rhyykol
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Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
- Darth Auron
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Haha your mama's so fat and stupid, she saw a school bus and yelled, "stop that twinky!"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Darth Rhyykol
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Yo mommas so ugly, they give her 365 more days to dress up for halloween
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your mama is so fat that she use the ocean to clean her self
I'm black....wait thats not right
- Darth Jester
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Yo moma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lins.
Yo moma is so ugly when she walks in the room mice jump on chairs.
Yo moma is small she lives in a two story chip bag.
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hahahaha good ones
I'm black....wait thats not right
- GO-TO
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Your mother is so asinine, that she invested thousands of credits into a buisness that gives tax returns.
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue she couldn't find the key named anykey.
I'm black....wait thats not right
- Lightside Master
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Yo mama is so fat, she went to a restaurant and looked at the menu and said, "Ok"
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes shopping she has to carry pesos in one pocket and euros in the other!
I Am Jedi
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aw here we go.
ok and when you wanna cap on somebodys momma you cant use proper english or grammar. that makes the joke--and you---lame. so for the love of God STOP
yo mama so dumb she asked whats the number to 911
yo mama hair so short when braid it, it look like stitches
yo mama hair so short she gotta curl it with rice
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I like many type of jokes. But most like which jokes funny short. I think short jokes can make more laugh of people and short jokes are more funny. Please tell me some short funny jokes.
