Topic: the green monster rated R
a girl walks in to a dildo shop and ask " what kinda dildos do you have".
the clerk replys " we have blue ones vibraters pink and thins knew one called the green monster"
the girl asks " whats so great about it".
the clerks says" it does any thing you say"
the girls says" give me an example"
the gys says" ok green monster my as-S-S-S"
and so the green monster went up his ass
the girl says"i'll take it"
....20 min later
the girl is drivin down the high way and is saying" faster fasteR fastER FASTER" she gets pulled over by a cop and the cop ask" ma'am do you know how fast you were going "
the girl says"it's not my fault its the green monsters" the cop says" green monster my as-S-S-S-S
