Re: Telos Planet
yall don't know rocko do yall?
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logan: (walks in)

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yall don't know rocko do yall?
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logan: (walks in)
Who's rocko?
Starr: (wipes her hands on Canderous's shirt)
Canderous: (backs away) What the-?!
Starr: Uh, I can't stand that slug.
T. I.? Chamillionaire? Soulja Boy??
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melissa: (smiles) finally.
logan: (smiles back) i know. (hugs her)
Okay, Now I know who you are taking about.
but you don't know Rocko?
you know
watch me do me.
I like T.I. and Soulja Boy.
I know T. I., Chamillionaire, and Soulja Boy... but sorry, no Rocko.
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Canderous: And you're sure that's all the information we need?
Man: Y-Yes, sir... I-I'm sure.
Canderous: Damnit, quit stammering.
(taps the datapad)
Man: Y-Yes, sir.
Canderous: Now get out of here.
Man: (runs off)
Rocko must be a back up dancer or their driver.
rocko is his own hip hop person. "wanna see how it's done? then watch me do me! you just do you; umma do me (okay?) umma do me (okay?) umma do me!
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logan: where's that beautiful jewel?
woman: here.
logan: (smiles)
That sounded so g*y
...
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Canderous: (walks into the cantina)
(sits down next to Starr)
Starr: Well?
That sounded so g*y
so now you sayin that niggas is g*y?
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woman: i missed you.
logan: i missed you, too. (kisses her)
Canderous: (puts his heavy blaster in his back holder)
Starr: (places her lightsabers on her belt)
logan: how have you been?
woman: i've been doing well... but sometimes you kinda miss your man after a year.
logan: look, diamond i'm sorry i-
diamond: shhh. (puts her finger on his lips) you did what you had to, and i'm proud of you.
logan: you are?
diamond: are you surprised?
logan: should i be?
diamond: no! of course not. (hits him)
logan: okay, then i'm not. (smiles)
dude, That sounded racist.
No...
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Canderous: I know a place where we can pick up some better equiptment.
Starr: Lead the way.
(vibrates)
logan: for god's sake.
diamond: (stressful sigh)
logan: i saw the report, smith, and i swear to you, he does not know how to do a camera shot for s**t. my nose looks like f**king pinnocio. tell him to find himself another school or find himself another job! (hangs up)
Canderous: Why hello there, Cyran.
Cyran: Canderous.... wh-what brings you back here?
Canderous: Just looking for a few things.