Re: Hello... Fallen Jedi Has Just Arrived
Jester: (Looks over at George)
Jester: What the hell are you talking about?

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Jester: (Looks over at George)
Jester: What the hell are you talking about?
George: (blinks) You don't watch tenis?
Jester: Hell no, I watch death matches.
Jester: (Takes a drink)
Jester: I am undefeated in death matches with a record of 62-0.
Jester: (Laughs when I think of tennis)
Jester: You jedi really like the tennis don't you?
Hmmm.......what if we used a randomly activated thermal detonator instead of a tennis ball. Would that interest you?
Jester: (Looks over at LSM)
Jester: Yes, That would make me watch tennis then.
Jester: (Evil Laugh)
Jester: That is a great idea.
(Atrox jumps the bar to the table, smashing it to pieces)
(moans)
Jester: (Looks over at Atrox)
Jester: DUDE!!!! You almost made me spill my drink.
Jester: (Laughs and takes a drink)
*Starr ignores the commotion everyone is stirring up and returns to her drink, sliding into the seat next to her and swirling around to face the bar.*
(Atrox Wakes up )
"waaaa wah what happened?"
Jester: Dude, I told you about smoking s**t that you don't grow yourself.
Jester: (Laughs and raises hand to singnal for another drink)
At Jester
"What we drinkin jest?"
Jester: (Looks at Atrox)
Jester: We are drinking my own mixed drink.
Jester: (Takes a drink)
Jester: It has rum from Taris, Kryate dragon p**s from Tattoonie and the blood of a Warrior Wookie from their homeworld.
Jester: (It is not for everyone but I like it.)
Jester: What do you think?
"first 2 were alright, but isn't the third illegal "
Jester: (Takes a drink and smiles)
Jester: Yes it is but I don't buy the blood I take it myself from the wookies that like they are strong enough to kill me.
"oh i see"
(pounds his shot)
Jester: Take it easy because the first drink you take you will be able to feel the power flow through your blood.
Jester: (Takes another drink)
Jester: You will soon feel the power.