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(27 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Yeah, well nice to meet you all.  And thank you for the nice greeting.

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(27 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Your momma's so fat, infact, we're inside her right now and the galaxy to her, is only as big as an atom.

Your momma's so skinny, she can stretch better than anyone else.

Your momma's so dumb, she can't even think.