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1,841 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:53:06

Re: Dark Side Leader (421 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 03:31 PM wrote:

i don't really know anything about blonde jokes, so tell me.
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Oh you don't? We lay the jokes on you by replacing "Blonde" with "Spartan".

No, jk.

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1,842 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:51:16

Re: Old Republic. Com Rankings (147 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Lightside Master,Nov 29 2008, 07:45 PM wrote:

LSM: wait, what am i doin?! *Force lifts Spartan out and throws him into a pool. Force heals burns*
There. Spartan, son, you're gonna have to quit lettin him do that to you. I won't be here forever! LOL   B)
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** LSM goes on vacation **

Hovoth: (Kicks Spartan into the pit of doom again)

Spartan: GAAAH! UH! Uh! GAH! Uh! >Spartan Expires<

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1,843 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:42:45

Re: Old Republic. Com Rankings (147 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

** Kicks Spartan into the pit of doom, and is forever slowly burnt to death **

Hovoth: THIS IS SPARTA!

LSM: Right on!

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1,844 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:40:30

Re: Fight Me! (152 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 03:07 PM wrote:

I honestly like advil better too. but tylenol i use sometimes.
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Why are you taking Advil??

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 05:27 PM wrote:

*snatches everyones saber and runs using master speed at speed of light**
haha!
*wields xaeon sword and breaks all sabers**
suckas
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** Grabs Atrox's saber, and spear tosses it at Spartan, which drops on Spartans head, and causes his entire body to somehow explode. **

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 05:58 PM wrote:

*puts all lightsaber crystals stolen and puts it into xaeon sword and it turns bluish black**
lets fight.
*smashes ground with sword and thunder spreads throughout the entire ground**
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Hovoth: Ha! Lame.

** Tosses rock, and smashes Spartans head **

Spartan: Ugh... My battefield, my grave... ** And dies **

Okay, give me props - because that line was awesome. Spartan, thank me.

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1,845 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:33:30

Re: Pres Of The Site. (281 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

This image?

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1,846 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:30:02

Re: Old Republic. Com Rankings (147 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 07:19 PM wrote:

*the throat opens and stuffing and cotton comes out**
hi!
Comes out of a store.
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Lightside Master,Nov 29 2008, 07:21 PM wrote:

HAHA, fooled by his animatronic double!!!       
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** An animatronic Hovoth comes up behind the real Spartan, and slits his throat **

Hovoth: Well, he didn't last long.

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1,847 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:28:45

Re: Holidays.. (283 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan: Gah! I'm in 1954 Chicago!

Mobster: Gimme ya money, say! ** Aims guns at Spartan **

** There are three mobsters, the leader on steps forward, and takes off the hat - No way - It's LSM! **

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1,848 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:26:44

Re: Old-republic.com Unsolved Mysteries (197 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Ha, these are halarious. Nobody can answer 'em all though...

Especially that ghost in the Mandalore Dueling circle topic... now that's scary.

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1,849 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:21:19

Re: Holidays.. (283 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Nov 28 2008, 03:39 PM wrote:

spartan: *uses force imtalution and time goes back** ha!
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** Spartan sits there squinting his eyes, and squating **

Hovoth: What are you doing?

Spartan: I can go back in time!

Hovoth: Right...

** Chuck Norris walks in **

Chuck Norris: Oh, he can...

** Chuck Norris kicks Spartan so hard, he lands in 1954 Chicago. **

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1,850 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:17:36

Re: Old Republic. Com Rankings (147 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Nov 29 2008, 03:30 PM wrote:

*instead spartan fires 6 rounds of rocket launcher fire and dooms everyone to their pitiful death**
so be it jedi.
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** Spartan realizes that he's actually shooting teddy bears, filled with stuffing. Hovoth comes up behind Spartan, and slits his throat with a knife **

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1,851 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:15:07

Re: Pres Of The Site. (281 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Two nominees fight for the power of the thrown!

I would rather have Atrox as president...

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1,852 Reply by Hovoth 2008-11-29 21:09:25

Re: New Force Power (153 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Lightside Master,Nov 28 2008, 07:58 PM wrote:

It'd be cool to have a turn, tho, where you could pick up a table and throw it at the person you're fighting.....lol   B)
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