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Before hovoth got in the portal, atrox threw a thermal detonator in it.))
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** Hovoth's portal went to the bomb squad HQ, and they defused the det, and threw it into the portal, then it closed, then it came out the other side and blew up Atrox **
*Whew* 
[font=Optima]Mr.T comes in and headbutts spartan to the future.[/font]
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** Chuck Norris, waiting on the other side, kicks Spartan back to the past **
Now what!
*out of the pit of doom a dragon lunges out**
*spartan is riding on the chinese dragon**
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Chuck Norris jumps into the sky, and drop kicks the dragon, sending the dragon and Spartan into the pit of doom, and to their death again **
eat the bar ,and gags))
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** Punches Atrox's chest, and out spits a piece of Kudos **
** Nedles get's hit in the back of the head, and falls in the acid **
OH SNAP! 
*wakes up**
[size=21]Iam Immortal! Except to sleep. Iam Legend![/size]
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** Chuck Norris walks in, and round-house kicks Spartan, then Spartan expires **
Because, in fact, only Chuck Norris' round-house kick can defeat an "Immortal"
Chuck Norris: Actually, he was only human.
Hovoth: Oh...
Spartan: GAH! ** Gives Nedles a flower **
Hovoth: Aaawwwwww... he so nice.
"Girl, in your dreams"
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ROFL
** Slaps Atrox, and jumps into a portal, in effect - he cannot be slapped again **
*chomps on kudos bar* wow people look really gross when they "expire"
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ROFL
** Spartan becomes black debris **
** Gives Atrox some Kudos Bars **
Thanks, but you're forgetting I'm immortal.
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Sike!
** Kicks Spartan into a pool of acid **
Spartan: GAAAH! *Expires*
*gives hovoth a box of kudos bars*
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Thanks!
** Eats and Kudos Bar, and gives some to Spartan **
Woops... Spartans in acid... most likely gone now...
** Gives bar to Nedles **
whoops you're not lsm *sprays frebreze again, at lsm this time*
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** Sprays some "Anti-Evil" Spray on Nedles **
Yahh!!
** Nedles becomes nice **
Ya-ta!
How dare you hit a lady!
** Slaps Atrox **
spartan, you changed your title to fearless? :blink:
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Fearless?
Somebodies getting ahead of himself... <_<
Poor Spartan.
** Throws Spartan a surprise birthday party, but the party get's ruined because Nedles goes insane, and eats all the cake. **
Nedles, and that cake!
( its ok, im the dark lord of the sith, idk need money.
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Chuck Norris is the true dark lord of the sith, Atrox you can be his apprentice. 
ROFL
"Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."
That's a good one, Atrox!
The only prerequisite to becoming a CTU security guard is being able to accept being rendered unconscious by Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror.
Jack Baur took out 500 terrorist soldiers with a paper clip, a piece of chewing gum, and a used napkin.
Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied "What does 'afraid' mean?"
If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it
no pun intended.
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Your funny, even though your not trying to be...
*throws a tissue box at atrox* better?
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** Spartan notices the tissue is lined with C4 **
Spartan: NOOOOOOO!!!!
** Spartan jumps in the way, and get's blown to Kingdom Kong **
Hovoth: (Takes off hat)
LSM returns........Hi guys. anything interesting happen while i was gone...............where's Spartan?
:huh: :unsure:
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Hovoth: ** Points down in the pit of doom **
Ladies and Gentlemen - Put your hands together for the SPARTAN BAND OF SINGERS!!! *Claps*
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