1,701 Reply by Hovoth

(357 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

nedles,Dec 4 2008, 05:13 PM wrote:

*gets buried*

guys! guys! i'm still alive!
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Man: It's impossible!

Woman: It's a miracle!

Hovoth: Who are you two?

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1,702 Reply by Hovoth

(493 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

nedles,Dec 4 2008, 03:37 PM wrote:

nedles ghost: way to go, hovoth <_<
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(Ghost) Hovoth: Well, sorry&#33; I forgot to replace the real bomb with a fake bomb...

(Ghost) Bartender: Why I outta&#33;

(Ghost) Hovoth: WHAT&#33;

(Ghost) Bartender: ...

(Ghost) Hovoth: No, I just kidding. You really need to let loose, man. Your so tense... that&#39;s why your balding.

(Ghost) Bartender: Yeah... Yeah, I suppose your right...

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1,703 Reply by Hovoth

(357 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Nedles: ** Explodes **

Hovoth: Oh no&#33; ... Poor Nedles.

Spartan: ** Walks over with a shovel **

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1,704 Reply by Hovoth

(241 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

nedles,Dec 4 2008, 05:07 PM wrote:

*kicks security guard* now try&#33;

*guard crawls away*
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Radio: We--Gotta--Crazy-- *KSHH&#33;*

** Guards charge in, and sticky shock Nedles **

Guard: Back to the Crazy place fer you&#33;

** Guards toss Nedles in the same cell as Spartan **

Spartan: YOU PUT ME IN HERE&#33;&#33;&#33; ** Takes out a stick, and charges at Nedles **

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1,705 Reply by Hovoth

(375 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 4 2008, 05:07 PM wrote:

*wakes up and gets shot again**
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Rest in Peace Spartan&#33;

** Takes off hat **

Woah&#33; Where&#39;d this come from...

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1,706 Reply by Hovoth

(241 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Hovoth: Wow&#33; Amazing&#33;

Nedles: Yeah, I am a pro.

Hovoth: Nobody will beat your score&#33;

** A Security guard comes in **

Security Guard: I will beat this&#33; ** Beats the game, and get&#39;s the highest score in the game without breaking a sweat **

Hovoth: Wow&#33; Amazing-er&#33;

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1,707 Reply by Hovoth

(337 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Good job, Starr.

Found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/13th_Marin … onary_Unit

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1,708 Reply by Hovoth

(375 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Atrox,Dec 4 2008, 04:26 PM wrote:

( secret service)

" Assassin three o&#39;clock)

( SPARTAN IS SHOT DEAD)
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** It was actually a clone **

Spartan: (Grabs Atrox, and uses him as a human Shield)

Hovoth: We can work this out Spartan&#33;

Spartan: No&#33; It&#39;s too late&#33;

Hovoth: Spartan, there is a sniper sitting on the roof...

Spartan: No&#33; Your bluffing&#33;

** The red laser sighting pops up on Spartan **

Hovoth: Just give up&#33;

Spartan: NO&#33;&#33;

** BAM **

To Be Continued...

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1,709 Reply by Hovoth

(241 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

** Puts the quarter back in it **

Hovoth: I&#39;ll beat this game&#33;

** 2 minutes later **

Hovoth: GAH&#33; I can&#39;t make it past the main menu screen&#33;&#33;  :angry:

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1,710 Reply by Hovoth

(70 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

** Puts it on Ebay **

Woah&#33;&#33;&#33; 1,000,000 people are bidding&#33;&#33;

- &#036;13,000,002 to take it off of Ebay...  <_<

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1,711 Reply by Hovoth

(63 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Darth Jester,Dec 2 2008, 08:52 PM wrote:

I agree with this score.
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It is the Jester Weekly.  lol  big_smile  B)

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1,712 Reply by Hovoth

(47 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

** Does a little dance on the stage **

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1,713 Reply by Hovoth

(49 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

nedles,Dec 2 2008, 04:33 PM wrote:

*hands hovoth a gold star* now you have one&#33; tongue
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Yes&#33; ** Stashes it into a case with other gold stars, one is noticably a bronze star that Hovoth keeps in his dark past **

Darth Jester,Dec 3 2008, 05:30 PM wrote:

(Turns lights off and turns on the spot light that shines on Hovoth)
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** Break Dances **

Lightside Master,Dec 3 2008, 07:03 PM wrote:

"Speech&#33;&#33;&#33;" *claps* "Speech" B)
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** Comes up to stand **

*AHEM&#33;*

Well, through the spam, blood, sweat, tears, and popcorn (that&#39;s Nedles) I managed to climb the ranks, and make it to where I am today.

There has been much speculation that I&#39;m Hovoth.... this is true.

** Crowd rushes up, and press shove their mics up to Hovoth **

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Created by Hovoth

Edited by Hovoth

Script by Everyone

Design by Old-Republic.com

Effects by TEXT

------------

Hovoth: ** Walks into room **

** A dark figure comes into the room **

Figure: Hello.

Hovoth: Who are you?

Figure: You just entered into another world.

Hovoth: What are you talking about?

** Figure walks into Light, and is Atrox **

Atrox: ...

THE END

yikes  yikes  yikes  yikes

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1,714 Reply by Hovoth

(82 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)

Spartan: Let&#39;s fight Jester&#33; ** Pulls out dual lightsabers **

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1,715 Reply by Hovoth

(46 replies, posted in Video Games)

nedles,Dec 2 2008, 03:39 PM wrote:

*hits staples&#39; button "that was easy."*

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1,716 Reply by Hovoth

(102 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

R.I.P. Spartan. -_-

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1,717 Reply by Hovoth

(91 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs... err... yeah.  big_smile  B)

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1,718 Reply by Hovoth

(357 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

nedles,Dec 3 2008, 03:40 PM wrote:

hahah *chomps on some popcorn in a lounge chair*
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yikes

That popcorn was meant to kill bad guys, it&#39;s poisoned&#33;  yikes

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1,719 Reply by Hovoth

(317 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

** The sounds of screaming insane people, and somebody mucnhing on popcorn is heard through out the hall **

Spartan: Gah&#33; Where are y&#39;all takin me??

Guard: Dis be fo ya own goo&#39;d, chump.

** Tosses Spartan in "Soft room" **

Spartan: ...

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1,720 Reply by Hovoth

(138 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Atrox,Dec 3 2008, 04:29 PM wrote:

haaa, you got my vote for funniest member on the site Nedles.
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Darn, stole my vote...

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