1,661 Reply by Hovoth

(281 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 5 2008, 12:35 PM wrote:

*runs to police and says someone murdered Atrox**
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** Police find prints all over apartment, and take Spartan to court **

Judge: Why is your finger all over the room?

Spartan: I live there!!

Judge: Hmm... true. Did you murder Atrox?

Spartan: No.

Bailiff: ** Uses force lie-detector ** He's lying!

Spartan: Wait - we can work this out! GAH!!!

** Spartan Expires **

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1,662 Reply by Hovoth

(317 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 5 2008, 12:59 PM wrote:

yup.
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*does force repulse on all**
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** Kicks Spartan into lava, Spartan expires **

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1,663 Reply by Hovoth

(241 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 5 2008, 01:00 PM wrote:

*evades chuck norris' kick**
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That is in fact impossible, because you can not evade it at all.

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1,664 Reply by Hovoth

(553 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 5 2008, 01:01 PM wrote:

*hovoth realizes he was dreaming**
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** This has no effect on the events that came to past in Hovoth's above post **

R.I.P. Spartan  lol

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1,665 Reply by Hovoth

(280 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

** The doctor injected Spartan earlier, so now he is seeing things **

Spartan: (Falls on floor)

Doctor: Bwah ha ha ha! (Straps Spartan to table)

Spartan: Whadda ya gonna do to me?

Doctor: (Injects poison into Spartan)

Spartan: GAH! *Expires*

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1,666 Reply by Hovoth

(138 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Spartan039,Dec 5 2008, 01:05 PM wrote:

I don't care.
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*orders a whole pizza**
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You will when you fail your job, all because you don't know how to space the two words.

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1,667 Reply by Hovoth

(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Engine.

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1,668 Reply by Hovoth

(258 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Art)

A Black lightsaber?

Still an oxi.  big_smile

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1,669 Reply by Hovoth

(48 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Art)

BWA HA HA!  lol

big_smile  B)

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1,670 Reply by Hovoth

(7 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic II)

alihafezi,Dec 2 2008, 02:20 PM wrote:

The first level...Once I get into the hangar bay and enter the ebon hawk I shoot the guys wth the cannon and When its all done it just stays there....and so I let some sith into the ship and when it wanted to load the ebon hawk it Just freezes......I really need help becauz this has benn happening forever now and I wanna win this freakin level!
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It may be the disc that is creating the problem:

- Try some Alchahol, and gently rub it with a cotton ball.

- Try some Rubbing wax, it helps get the grind and dirt off, making it shine. Mostly dirt and stuff is 80% of the problem in non-working discs.

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And welcome to the site!  smile

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1,671 Reply by Hovoth

(90 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic II)

** Claims the Ebon Hawk **

Hovoth: Okay, who wants to join my crew?

** Walks on board **

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1,672 Reply by Hovoth

(346 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic II)

Lightside Master,Dec 5 2008, 09:55 AM wrote:

he kinda made me a little frustrated, cause you could see in the cut scenes that he was doin all kinds of bad stuff on the ship, but you couldn&#39;t stop him. and he had no reason for being there. he was probably the most superfluous and pointless character in the game. <_<
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When I saw him doing that, I was about reasy to whip out my double-bladed sabers, and chop him up into slices of sushi - and sell it on the Japanese black market for over 10k.

<_<

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1,673 Reply by Hovoth

(248 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Lightside Master,Dec 5 2008, 09:51 AM wrote:

na, it&#39;d be more like those cartoons where this little kid tries to take the big guy and the big guys just puts his hand on the kid&#39;s forehead and holds him at arms length, kicking and flailing around like a fish&#33; lol lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol
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ROFL  lol

Oh yeah, those never get old. The kid is going crazy, and is swing his stick around like crazy, while the old person laughs. Sometimes the kid kicks the bigger person somewhere though, and that huuuurts. :ph34r:

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1,674 Reply by Hovoth

(44 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Kess: It seems troubled though... I could sense it&#39;s thoughts rambling around... scrambled really... like it&#39;s confused.

Hawk: Why not kill it? It could harm someone...

Kess: We can&#39;t go killing everything we see... that will make you hunger for power... don&#39;t become like Sith.

Hawk: Right... sorry. Let&#39;s move...

** Walks further down the hallway **

Hawk: Something wrong Jhad?

** Jhad, a padawan - looks over at Hawk **

Jhad: Umm... no - nothing.

Hawk: I sense fear...

Jhad: More like concern... why didn&#39;t the council send more jedi masters down here?

Hawk: They trust in Master Kess&#39; leadership. We are more recon-ish. The council will send more jedi over here to aid us if...

Jhad: ... We die?

Hawk: - If something goes wrong.

Jhad: Right... um... let&#39;s keep going.

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1,675 Reply by Hovoth

(70 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Lightside Master,Dec 4 2008, 09:13 PM wrote:

how about selling his brains to the Department of Abnormal Psychology Research? lol B)
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Jester: ** Looks inside ** I see nothing&#33;

Hovoth: ** Walks over puts head up to the top of Spartans head ** ECHO&#33;

ECHO&#33; echo&#33; ----&#33;

yikes  It&#39;s empty&#33;

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1,676 Reply by Hovoth

(63 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Darth Jester,Dec 4 2008, 09:12 PM wrote:

Would you like a job?&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol&nbsp; lol
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** Jolts down an application, and runs it to Jester, then back flips out of the room, and does an awesome 360 spin, and kicks Spartan in the face **

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1,677 Reply by Hovoth

(47 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Hmm...

Light  :unsure:  Dark

I hear Spartan is opening up another side, called the "Spartan" side. It&#39;s neither light nor dark, it&#39;s Spartan.  yikes

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1,678 Reply by Hovoth

(49 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Hovoth: ** Starts to dance in the streets **

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1,679 Reply by Hovoth

(82 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)

Spartan039,Dec 4 2008, 05:10 PM wrote:

No, I am a jedi.
*meditates then gets assassinated**
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Haaaa - Spartan died.  lol  lol  lol

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1,680 Reply by Hovoth

(46 replies, posted in Video Games)

ROFL  lol

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Hovoth: (Discovers Spartan&#39;s beaten body also) ROFL  lol

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