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Widow For One Year
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!''
''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.''
The third woman says, ''I always know where my husband is.''
''Impossible!'' both women say, ''He has you completely fooled!''
''Oh no,'' says the woman. ''I'm a widow.''

that sounds similiar to this joke I heard, which isn't as funny.

3 men are working making a skyscraper and they're eating their lunch on a hanging girder above the city. The men are complaining about what their wives gave them for lunch, and they agree if they get the same tomorrow, they jump off the girder.

The next day, the 3 men get the same lunches, and they all drop off the girder and are put in hostpital. The wives are talking to eatchother and the 1st and 2nd wife are crying wondering why they never change the lunch, and the 3rd wife suddenly says "I don't understand, I didn't make my husband's lunches!"

That was told to me by a friend at school who is actually the master at killing funny jokes. I thought this one was alright but a bit to suicidal to be funny

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146 Reply by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-26 10:30:32

Re: An Idea (2,297 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Vilxan: Hi, I thought it was about time I stepped in between these roleplays. Welcome to Narr Shadaa, anything you're looking for in particular?

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147 Reply by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-26 10:25:57

Re: Biggest Topic (1,463 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

In my school, a teacher once shouted "Oi! You! The one with the hair!"

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148 Reply by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-25 12:17:34

Re: An Idea (2,297 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

[size=7]Statistics indicate[/size]

that...

65% of Old Republic is George and Starr flirting
30% is mindless rantering
5% is actually on-topic

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149 Reply by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-25 12:12:53

Re: Biggest Topic (1,463 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

who what when where is this new person?

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150 Reply by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-24 18:12:34

Re: Real Names And Real Life (177 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

well, Djordje is pretty much pronounced the same as George!

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151 Topic by Darth Vilxan 2008-01-22 12:37:18

Topic: Real Names And Real Life (177 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Ok, we go along the names Darth Vilxan, George Kwei, Starr, Prince of the Light side, but I thought maybe it would be interesting to actually get to know the real YOU, not the one Star Wars stole

I'll go first. My real name is Matthew Haywood, and I live in Birmingham UK. I am in the heart of my GCSE exams struggling with the coursework.

I play the Violin, which I am grade 8 distinction at (that's good), I can play Piano at grade 6 pass (not as good) and I am interested in really weird instruments, and I want to buy a japanese Koto off eBay.

Finally, apart from KOTOR, I'm a bit of an Aviation nerd, so I have flight simulator, and my other favourite game is Company of Heroes. I love war games.

When I'm older, I would like to be a musician working in a chamber orchestra. Not famous, but have a very high pay