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I know.

Did the guy get fined for assaulting the President? (Puts on a face of wonder)

Assault - $100.00
President attempt to injure - $10,000.00
Assassination attempt - $120,000.00
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$130,100.00

Please make your pay payable to the U.S.A. in turn order. Any questions? Call: 1-800-Failed-Attempt-on-President.

Something like that.  lol

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(317 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

The U.S. Government will actually automatically track your call, and can listen in if you say a specific word. They might think your a terrorist, and will eavesdrop on your conversation. Any of you know it? Don't say it.

Darth Jester,Dec 30 2008, 05:32 PM wrote:

I have seen and have Saving Private Ryan and it is awesome. The show on the History Channel is Band of Brothers and it is better then Saving Private Ryan I think.
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Oh yeah, thanks Jester.

Thinking of something else.  big_smile  B)

Darth Jester,Dec 26 2008, 07:53 PM wrote:

No because when they went to fight in WW 2 and both died fighting for their country. 1 died in France and the other died in Italy only 3 weeks after this brother died but they both got the bronze star and the hang in my room to show respect for them.
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Yeah, they died with Honor.

War is gruesome, the sight of it can leave you speechless...

Anybody here seen Private Ryan? That was a great look on War, and also that series that played on History Channel "Brothers in Arms" is very well done.

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Spartan039,Dec 24 2008, 12:56 PM wrote:

Hey FAgs I'm back!

UH-OH....
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Ya might not want to use that toward an American dude.  :huh:

Darth Atrox,Dec 26 2008, 11:22 PM wrote:

its in the 80 in cabo.
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Oh snap!

** Moves to Cabo **

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(281 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Jester,Dec 28 2008, 05:50 PM wrote:

I don't give a witches *** where Prince is.
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I dunno where the dude is...

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Darth Jester,Dec 28 2008, 05:42 PM wrote:

Yeah, You.  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol
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ROFL (Laughing like crazy!)

Jester, your funny-ness is far to great! I elect Jester as the Joker of Jokers on this site. (Takes off a medal, and pins it on Jester)

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Darth Atrox,Dec 28 2008, 07:14 PM wrote:

some one throws a molotov cocktail at atrox and sets him on fire and keeps running in circles.
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** Someone else plants a C4 Charge in Atrox's path **

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(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Alliance.

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(283 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Atrox,Dec 24 2008, 04:26 PM wrote:

i got an iphone for all Hanukkah, cause my phone and ipod broke.
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That thing is sweet, and expen$ive.

Congrats for the iPhone!  B)

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(74 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Voted for LSM.

Yeah, when do the polls close, I wonder.

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Darth Jester,Dec 26 2008, 07:13 PM wrote:

You will what 12?
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ROFL  lol

Spartan, how old will you be?

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(410 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Starr,Dec 29 2008, 09:38 PM wrote:

Hot Tempered

Don't be afraid. XP

Starr
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Great Scotts!

That's pretty cool.  big_smile  B)

Darth Jester,Dec 29 2008, 09:39 PM wrote:

It is good to have you back on here Starr and Hovoth.  big_smile  B)
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Yeah, thanks.  B)

Darth Jester,Dec 29 2008, 09:35 PM wrote:

Spartan will not be following me so fill in the grave.
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ROFL  lol

** Jester gains 5+ DarkSide points **

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(410 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Ahhh!

Yes, that's what it is.

Cool.  B)

Darth Jester,Dec 26 2008, 08:13 PM wrote:

I see that Spartan has another profile.
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Ha Ha

That's halarious... I think it's Spartan Genesis or something along those lines...

** Tosses a ball of paper to the Trash Bin **

Darth Jester,Dec 29 2008, 09:29 PM wrote:

(I hear LSM speaking and Nedles cryin)

Don't cry Nedles, Do not show weakness.

(I pop out of the coffin)

I was not dead just playin dead.

(Gets out of the coffin and walks away)

Hey Nedles, Come with me and we will get some popcorn.
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What about Spartan?

** Stomps on ground **

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(410 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Can't say I can...

She looks a little familiar though, I think.

Darth Atrox,Dec 24 2008, 04:18 PM wrote:

hovoth with the serious explanation
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ROFL  lol

I know, right?

Lightside Master,Dec 29 2008, 02:39 PM wrote:

"Today, we are gathered to remember the life of one of our own,.......a man dedicated to truth, justice, and having a darn good time. Tho he is no longer with us, Jester's humor will always be with us, causing us to burst out in laughter at random and often inopportune times......."
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** Comes up to the stand **

Well... Jester...

(Puts hand on casket)

We will miss ya bra!

(Covers face with hands)

** We go out and dig the hole, and put Jester inside **

Spartan: NOOOO!!! MASTER!!! (Jumps into hole)

Atrox: (Shrugs) *Puts dirt in hole, and buries'em both*

nedles,Dec 29 2008, 03:08 PM wrote:

*bursts out into tears*
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