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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"I do not know about this. To all of my knowledge, Revan has once again turned to the darkside. But Revan is a curious one. It is like he has complete control over the force. He can go from a Sith to instantly a jedi. Maybe he even took Bastila with him. You know how close the two are. That would indeed be good news. But when one has associated with one like Revan there is almost a half and half chance for your destiny. Roy, are you willing to take that chance? You would train with one of the greatest Jedi the galaxy has ever seen. Roy you are strong, maybe even you can put some light ack into Revan's soul. So I will ask again, are you willing to take that chance?"

"I would be honored, master."

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(30 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

MK got sued for some kind of copyright content violation in Shaolin Monkd. Armegeddon may be in Jeapordy.  sad

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(4 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)

Has the chick from Married with Children in it.

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Doing real good Greg, keep it up.

*The Ebon Hawk carrying Roy, Atton, Visas, Brianna, and Atris arrived at the Ice Academy on Telos quicker than expected. That is where Yojimbo resided and trained Ninjas. It had been vacant ever since the "disapperance" of Atris and the Handmaidens. They walked through the frigid corridors of the academy to the formerly meditation chamber where they found Yojimbo.*

"We seek healing of these two. As quick as possible. That one may not have much left," announced Roy as he pointed to Atris.

"I'll get someone on it right away," said Yojimbo.

"We also have other business," declared Atton,"The woman that you were busy with on your ship - wait - speaking of which, when did you get a ship? I was always under the impression that you never had one. Anyway, we have more important matters. Aliana, where did you find her? Hours before we discovered she was with you, Roy and I failed in retrieving her. A dark Jedi, called himself Tulak Sadow or something such as that, was harrassing her, and threw us off his ship. The guy had like 5 arms! What do you know of Sadow, and what have you learned of Aliana. I am afraid we are going to have to take her back to the enclave with us. Please, quickly also, it has been a busy day."

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(33 replies, posted in Video Games)

The only Zelda game I have is the Minish Cap for GBA. It's pretty good.

106

(208 replies, posted in The Dark Side)

Why would Yojimbo s**k up to Sion? We all know that it is the other way around. Like every second. To everyone.  wink

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(30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Just tied it all together. Have fun.

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Why did I ever step out of the Peragus prison cell?" sighed Atton.

"Atton, this is no time," replied the Exile.

*Atris was still on the ground crying out in pain. The force within her was keeping her alive.*

"Kill me--now. I have failed from a mere Republic mercenery. I--deserve to die," groaned Lord Atris.

"No," said The Exile, "Bao-dur, get Yojimbo on the hologram. He has the people who can heal Atris. Also Brianna, Atris has damaged her pretty badly. But she shall be redeemed."

*Atris said nothing. Her eyes were already becoming a faint blue.*

"Visas, why would anyone be seeking to kill you?" asked a concerned Roy.

"I am afraid that I have no clue, but I assume we shall find out eventually. I will need to be on guard at all times, as I shall," replied Visas.

"No worry, we will be here for you," replied Mira in a confident tone.

*Everyone had gone back into thier seats in the main enclave area.*

"Roy, I too have sensed your abilites. I sense you will become a great Jedi. I had chosen Atton to train you, but I fear this may not be the time to be training. We need everything we can get now, so I have decided that you are not in need of training. Everything you will need to be known, you will learn eventually," said The Exile with a joyous and concerned tone at the same time,"Please, do not let me down."


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"Master, I have received from one of his protoges, that Yojimbo is busy with another Jedi. Aliana, I believe her name was," reported Bao-dur.

"Aliena? Well it seems that fate has worked its course. Master, Roy and I had encountered a jedi named Aliena who was being ruthlessly interrogated by, a Sith by name of Tulak Sadow. He claimed he was a "grey knight", but it was obvious that he was far more Sith than Jedi. He had several arms, I believe, in which myself and Roy were no match for. We were thrown off the ship, right as we were about to take Aliana with us," explained Atton.

"Is that so? Then we must go to her. Find out more about this Tulak Sadow, and more about her, and exactly how close she is with the force. Roy, Atton, take the Ebon Hawk to Yojimbo, bring Atris and Brianna with you.  Take Visas with you, I am afraid she may not be safe here for a while. We will kill three gand with one blaster," ordered the Exile.

"Right away, master."

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(30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

W'ell just have more than one plot going at a time then?

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

[Edit: Nevermind, I'll let Princess continue. Why is there no delete post button]

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(0 replies, posted in TV Shows, Movies and Music)

Another hilarious NBC show. It has Nicholas Cage's sidekick in National Treasure as the main character. (Justin Bartha)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/national_treasure/_group_photos/chad_oman36.jpg
(Middle)

112

(44 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Chuck Norris has been in hell and back. He got sunburn.

Made that up myself. B)

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"I don't think so," replied Atton.

*Atton Force Pulls two lightsabers off the wall.*

"You think you can manage one of these?" Atton asked Roy.

"Are you crazy? I am not a Jedi," replied Roy.

"You'll be fine. Believe me," said Atton faithfully.

*Roy stared at the metal hilt confusedly*

"The big red one," sarcastically commented Atton.

"Enough! Fool! This man will kill himself. . . Easier for me! Hah!" exclaimed "Lord" Atris.

I don't think so, Roy thought.

"I could crush you weak Jedi if I were blind," said Atris mockingly as she closed her eyes as if to boost the jest.

*Bad move, thought Roy. In that time Atris had lost a leg. From the blade of Roy. She fell to the ground in pain, still alive.*

"We want answers," said the Exile from his cell.

"H-how did I do that?"

"You're a natural. I have sensed it for some time now. You have the force within you," said Atton with a wide grin on his face.

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(30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

BUMP!

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(30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

ANNOUNCEMENT:

To Nihilus + Princess: Make your posts at least 4 sentences. There is more than Aliana and Tulak in this story. Mmkay? You can create dialogue for people other than your character. 90 posts, about 60 with one sentence. So make them about how long mine are. That way, for others it won't be so hard to follow.\

Also, read all posts before creating your own story. No more contradictions.

Alright, you guys are doing great, just make your posts longer.

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Longer posts, guys. It is getting out of hand.

Roy and Atton had reached the surface of Dxun to see that everything was in tact at the Enclave, and also at the Mandalorian colonies. On the surface at least. They walked into the enclave. They heard screams, the screams of Brianna.

"Brianna! Are you alright?" yelled Atton as he and Roy sprinted down the main corridor of the Enclave. "What's going-" he got himself cut off as he saw a familiar looking woman. The woman was standing above a chair, with Brianna trapped on the chair. The rest of the order were in force cages. All being patrolled by young women, all with dark robes and white hair; all similar looking.

"You?" teased the familiar-looking woman. She turned around revealing a lightsaber, white hair, and deep red eyes. "Even you are a Jedi now? The fool who accompanied the Exile? This is the most pathetic Order I have ever seen. I may look familiar. Atris. Lord Atris to you. My new slave."

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Roy, Atton, and T3 had no intention to fight. Just long enough to get through the commotion. They were successful, barely.

"Was that Sion? What was he doing there?" pondered Atton.

"Tulak was there, too," added Roy, "I also saw a Sith Warship."

"Do I want to know?" Atton sarcastically sighed.

"I think so. Revan; Revan's ship. It was doing the same as us. Just getting through the battle. But in the opposite direction. From Dxun, perhaps from the Enclave," stated Roy with a terrified look on his face.

"The Order! We need to get to Dxun. Hopefully Revan's intention was not as it seems. T3! Hyperdrive, now!" yelled Atton.

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Silence! The force cage next to you, that is where the woman once was. She is a coniving one though. I turn for a few minutes, just to discover she was gone. Your ship, it was gone also. The Jedi has escaped, somehow. I want you to get her for me. In return, you will receive your ship, and complete freedom," declared Sion, "You may be of use."

She already was out. -_-

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(635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

"Silence! The force cage next to you, that is where the woman once was. She is a coniving one though. I turn for a few minutes, just to discover she was gone. Your ship, it was gone also. The Jedi has escaped, somehow. I want you to get her for me. In return, you will receive your ship, and complete freedom," declared Sion, "You may be of use."


Meanwhile, Roy Grissom, woke up in his frieghter, The Alliance. He could not think of what he had previously done. It then came to him, when he noticed that he was stripped of his repeating blaster.

"Tulak," he remembered. "Atton, wake up," said Roy while shaking the Jedi back and forth.

"Wha- what happened?" said Atton tiredly.

"Tulak threw us off of his ship, he took the Jedi. That's not all, either."

*Atton reached into his robe, noticing that his green saber was missing.*

"That rat. We must inform the Exile of our experience. T3, fly us to the Jedi Enclave," ordered Atton.

*A few hours later*

"What in the- What's going on?" questioned Atton.

"A fight over Telos? Why? Well, no matter. Atton, get to the eastern cannon. I'll get west. Oh, and T3, avoid anything that moves," said Roy triumphantly.

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(130 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Yojimbo,Apr 6 2006, 09:14 AM wrote:

Besides Bindo, you forgot all the periods he missed. As well as the commas and breaks. Not to mention it has not flow and it is all one sentence.

I was thinking of doing something for that, but it is pretty hard to bold, italicize, and underline blank spaces. roll