1,001

(333 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Hovoth: It dubbs as a boat also?

(Thinking)

Hovoth: Very interesting.

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(484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

** Before Sarlas uses the controls to head down, 3 dots are located on the radar moving in from a long distance away. **

Pox: (Rapid beeps)

Sarlas: Of course they want to fight some more...

Pox: (Small beeps, then a suit thrusts from the foot locker)

Sarlas: I accept this challenge. (Laughs) I forgot this was in there.

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(105 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Jack: We have to stop the bomb inside the Dictionary! (Phone rings) Hello?

CTU: Jack, you have to stop the bomb inside the Dictionary!

Jack: (Hangs up) The world's life is in balance here!

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(158 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

Polo: Now then, I should be able to aid them down here using a terminal... aha! There's one. (Walks over to the terminal and begins slicing it)

Terminal: (Makes a shutting off noise)

Polo: Well, that takes care of cameras and other security problems for now.

Voice: Searching for enemies...

Polo: (Looks back) Of course...

** The Voice is revealed to be a droid. **

Polo: (Takes out a Vibro Blade)

** Naver and Bastilla finish up with their task, and come down the elevatior. They continue down a couple rooms, then a long hallway to meet up with Polo. **

Droid: (Comes into way)

Naver: (Puts hand on Blaster Pistol)

Polo: (Walks up beside Droid) Cool, huh?

Bastilla: What's cool? (Comes up infront of Droid) Oh.

Polo: Yup - I hacked him.

Bastilla: Alright then, shall we?

Naver: We shall.

** They head for the exit, and emerge outside the Sith base. **

Alright, let's get this running again.
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Hovoth: I wonder what's taking Kale and Jest' so long...

(Looks at the time)

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(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Lost.

(There was an episode with an H-Bomb in it)

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(105 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Alex: What someone should have done a long time ago!

(Thrusts a knife from the Dictionary)

Alex: Time to meet your doom!

(Jumps up into the air, and points the knife down)

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(7 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

OutBurst - Part 3

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** The jeeps carrying Starr and her squad travel across the road to Dale city **

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Dr. Feldon: Oh - this is sooo cool! The genetic structure and ability built into the minds of over 100 zombie-like mutants is up-rooting the latter side of my brain!

Jester: What? Anyways, so where heading to Dale City - meeting up with the other soldiers, and hopefully stopping the zombies before they get to Dale City?

Starr: Pretty much. We've got weapons and ammo to fuel us forever... err, it seems like. We've got many excellent soldiers there I would be glad to have on my side.

Jester: Aye.

Dr. Feldon: Hmm... judging by certain degree of size in the group... you guys would at least have to fight 145 men... the infection must not spread.

Jester: Listen - ya desease spawner - after this, your being confined to arrest after this.

Dr. Feldon: Fine with that! Then I would have enough time to conduct my sweat to produce aquired food to suit my tastes - a food taster changer, in fact.

Jester: That's just sick!

** Atrox calls in the radio, informing them of their postion... **

Atrox (Radio): Where on the outskirts of Dale City... just about one mile from it. We have our equipment set up for nuclear explosians! (Laughs)

Starr: Woah - hold on, none issued--

Atrox (Radio): Just a little humor, the troops are already buckled as it is. This is looking to be at least some challenge compared to my operations before.

Starr: Roger, soldier, we'll be there in 10 minutes... and counting.

Atrox (Radio): Over and out.

(Meanwhile, at Dale city with Atrox...)

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Hovoth: Was that...?

Atrox: Aye - it was. The horde is close, we have to get our equipment ready.

Hovoth: Okay, hear LSM?

LSM: Right on.

Hovoth: Where's Atrian?

LSM: Covering our other side.

Atrox: Right, run over there and cover him.

LSM: Aye. (Runs)

** Meanwhile, looking across on the ledge of the cliffs... **

Sniper: Sir?

Zeph: Yeah, we're going to be covering them. They don't know we're here, but their going to need our help - even if they don't know. (Loads his Sniper) Alright, grab some brush, and let's begin as soon as we see some.

Sniper: Oh-yeah to that. (Get's on ground)

Back at Starr's postion...

Jester: When is our EAT?

Spartan: How do you read this thing?!

Soldier: -- (Sighs, and leans over to look) About 5 minutes - give or... woah...

Starr: (Sits up) Is that a good "Woah" or a bad "Woah", soldier?

Soldier: Err... (Points ahead)

Starr: Great Fire of OR.

** Zombies running across the plains at great speed are met heading to Dale... **

Spartan: That's alot of Zombies!!! Let's see... One... Two... Three.. wait, stop moving - I'm trying to count you guys!

Jester: Step on it!

** The Jeeps and trucks are able to push their way to the front, many machine gun bullets are shot to take out a few. **

///// Back at the Outskirts of Dale //////

Atrox: Woah! Zombies sighted! Fire up the jeeps, and light the fuses to the missiles! Time to blow their boney butts back to where they came from!

Hovoth: I agree to that! (Picks up an Assault Rifle)

LSM: That's alot of zombies! (Rips open a case with Missile Launchers in it) First shot?

Atrox: Go ahead! (Laughs)

LSM: (Loads a missile into the Launcher)

Hovoth: Clear!

LSM: (Fires off the first shot, which blows up most of the army of Zombies)

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LSM: Hahaha! Ooo-Rah!

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Hovoth: Ooo, nice one. (Fires off several shots)

** Zeph and his Sniper partner fire off shots, killing most of the zombies. **

Sniper: Fancy shooting there.

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Zeph: Yup. (Fires off another shot) Surviving several days with nothing but few rations, and water surviving the cold or intense heat... (Fires another shot) Is what I live to do.

** Starr and her team finally make it to the Resistance point... **

Starr: Alright, let's wipe'em out. Noone get's by.

** The whole resistance fires off man missiles and bullets into the hot plains, and wipes out all the of Zombies that came across. **

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Starr: Alright, that's all of them. We've got men that'll mop up behind us, fire fire and fire will deal with the roaches that we may have forgot.

Atrian: As for the plant?

Atrox: Air Strike upon the roofs.

(Jet sounds can be heard crossing over them.)

Atrox: Speaking of which...

Jester: (Walks up) Hmph.

LSM: Something wrong?

Jester: Yeah... someone talked to me back in the plant... don't know who... ah, whatever, probably just seeing things or something.

** Meanwhile, on the cliffs. **

Zeph: Alright, let's head back.

Sniper: Okay. Hey, where were you earlier, sir?

Zeph: Oh, just giving somebody some push.

T H E   E N D

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(105 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Alex: (Mumbles to himself) Nobody tells my audience to leave - but me!

(Charges at Jester with a Dictionary and Encyclopedia)

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(553 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

(That pic I used from Lost, that's Locke falling out of the window)  tongue

Hovoth: (Starts dancing for no reason)

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(90 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Atrox,Apr 15 2009, 12:15 AM wrote:

yea it was my idea, what happend to it, anyone no the topic
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It was lost when Mr. Shell came (aka the Hacker).

(Follows up the combonation with a parry-to-double-stroke-assault-to-low-attack, then a Echani side jump witha spin lunge)

(Dashes towards Zeph doing a combo of lightsaber swings)

1,014

(65 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)

Youtube, the lala land of vids...

1,015

(173 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)

The puppet was scary like who knows what... especially the part where Luke meets him and he's rubbaging through his bags.

1,016

(105 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

The Silver Zepher,Apr 13 2009, 09:05 PM wrote:

(jeopardy theme plays)
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What is awkward silence?

Alex: Sorry, it is that old music theme "What is THE awkward silence".

Darn.

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(317 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Jester,Apr 14 2009, 01:24 AM wrote:

That's cool and today is my Birthday.  big_smile  B)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jester!  big_smile  B)

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(116 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Probably. It's just very hard to tell the text. Sometimes I might have to highlight it.

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(553 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Jester,Apr 14 2009, 01:31 AM wrote:

Jester: (Looks at Hovoth)

Jester: Your girl told me of your Force and she said that it was to small.

Jester: (Starts laughing)
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(Force pushes Jester out the window)

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Hovoth: (Force pulls the jedi towards him, and tosses his lightsaber at him - thus stabbing through his chest.)

Jedi: AUGH! (Drops lightsaber) Rose... Bud...! (Falls on ground)