(Spartan's cleaning the house, and accidently knocks a vase over worth $45,000.)
Spartan: "Oh snaps!"
(Spartan's mom comes in)
*Spartan Expires faster than milk in the sun*
901 2009-04-28 09:35:16
Re: Its Da New Dark Lord Down Da Block! (39 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
902 2009-04-28 09:33:24
Re: Return Of All Rpg's (83 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Lightside Master,Apr 27 2009, 04:31 PM wrote:
Oh, ok, well, I can fix this........
Hey Jester come here!
*shows Jester a picture of Spartan wearing a costume from the movie 300*
*Jester bursts into a fit of uncontrolable laughter, falls to the floor, has a heart attack, and expires*
There, now we're safe.
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Hahaha! 
That's funny.
903 2009-04-28 09:32:09
Re: The Revanchist (237 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
** Still meditates. **
904 2009-04-28 09:31:26
Re: The Story Of Vex (14 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
** Hovoth comes into the council at their request. **
Jedi Master #1: "The sith are massing... they seem to be getting stronger."
Hovoth: "Of course... I've sense a great dark rising... very dark."
Jedi Master #2: "So we must act quickly, Hovoth: I want you to head to Tantooine and meet up with Master Koluu. I want you both to head over to the Sith base over there, and get some intell."
Hovoth: "Yes masters."
Jedi Master #1: "And be careful... the darkside - is strong!"
905 2009-04-28 09:25:52
Re: Taris Restoration Project (795 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Alright, so what do you guys want to do? I have a few ideas we can try:
1. Revan turns to the dark side; he's the Lord of the Sith and establishes a secret team of jedi to do specific tasks.
2. Malak kills Revan during the Forge battle, what would happen?
3. Group of bounty hunters set out to collect bounties, while trying to battle forces unknown in the process.
906 2009-04-28 09:22:15
Re: A New Begining (4,277 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
** Marx comes over to the Comm, and sends out a call to the Leech. **
Marx: (Comm) "This is Rogue IV to Leech... *Fzz* Anyone copy?"
907 2009-04-28 09:12:36
Re: Do I Live For Nothing (484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
** Sarlas sits in the pilots seat and looks out into space. **
"Where do you want to go when you grow up?" A little girls voice says.
"Travel the universe, most likely... space is so vast!" A little boy replied.
"Where does that leave me?" She asks.
"You can come with me!"
908 2009-04-28 09:02:28
Re: Mystery Box (85 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
Spartan, I think your sig is toooo large.
909 2009-04-27 09:15:56
Re: Hhh (310 replies, posted in The Light Side)
Lightside Master,Nov 23 2008, 09:39 PM wrote:
dude, you need to get a life? what in the world is this supposed to be? :blink:
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Hahaha! This is great!
910 2009-04-27 09:14:05
Re: Pocket Taser Gun (46 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Obama's sense of popularity is disgusting. I don't even know why people treat him as some "Messiah" or something. I guess that's why Doctor left because he doesn't like other people voicing their opinion?
911 2009-04-27 09:10:33
Re: Mystery Box (85 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)
Lightside Master,Apr 16 2009, 07:07 PM wrote:
HAhahaha, nice way to lose. lol, that's funny!
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Haha - have you ever loss to him?
912 2009-04-27 09:05:09
Re: Return Of All Rpg's (83 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Well, Jester attacked us and I'm going to the coucil for aid. (Laughs)
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913 2009-04-27 09:03:23
Re: Dark Lord Of The Sith! (553 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Lightside Master,Apr 26 2009, 11:56 PM wrote:
looks at Spartan on the floor.......
"If only he'd listened to me.......it's all my fault! I should never have let him have that toy gun."
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ROFL
914 2009-04-27 09:01:25
Re: Do Whatever You Want. (493 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Atrox: "I speak not alot, and show not my face; lied to and changed I become something good and evil."
Spartan: "Uhhhh... Luke Skywalker?"
Atrox: "Wrong! It was Revan!" (Laughs Evilly)
Spartan: "What? Nooo!"
Atrox: (Gets on knees and beams out of there)
** Spartan yells and his head fries. **
915 2009-04-27 08:57:55
Re: Holidays.. (283 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
News Anchor: "In other news, Rambo Granny got 630 kills."
(Spartan's watching TV)
Spartan: "Now that's outrageous!"
916 2009-04-27 08:51:18
Re: I Will Be Creating A Sith Academy Here (710 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Hovoth: Okay now, let's catch up with Daan.
(Walks up the stairs and meets up with Daan)
917 2009-04-27 08:49:15
Re: Do I Live For Nothing (484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Sarlas shifts the main thrusters to the lowest mark, making the ship float. The ship's edges flip out and fires out heat.
Phara,"So what now?" "We wait for a minute..."
918 2009-04-27 08:24:58
Re: A New Begining (4,277 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
** Marx's ship (dubbed Rogue IV) comes within range of the Leech, and lowers thruster power. **
Gilo: "Matching speed..."
919 2009-04-26 21:29:07
Re: Good-bye, O-r.com (116 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
I agree with you there, Jester!
920 2009-04-26 21:28:12
Re: Dark Lord Of The Sith! (553 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
Spartan: Augh! (Looks at mark)
Agent: This virus will kill you unless you take this brief case to a man in the Latte' Cafe on Marks street.
Spartan: What?
