521

(124 replies, posted in Video Games)

Beautiful Chaos wrote:

I've played through both ME games as every class available but I've got to say I favor the soldier over all of them. In the first one being a solider was alright: you didn't get any fancy little magic tricks or anything but you kicked ass and got the damn job done. Plus, who doesn't love sexy heavy armor? tongue

The second one? Total awesomeness. Hands down. Not only do you get almost ever ammo power available in the game (as well as the ability to spread the love to your squadmates allowing you to unleash a full helping of whoop ass) but you can also learn one of your party's special powers. Speaking of cans of whoop ass... not the best drawing in the world I know but it still gets major points for all the meaning it implies. wink

Anyway, back to what we were talking about: playing through ME2 as a soldier was epic. And with Reave or Slam, I absolutely destroyed anything the game threw at me. Even on Insanity. big_smile

Paragon choices:

1. Of course. Always helps to have more people.

2. Kaidan lived. Ashley died! (YES!!!)

3. Done.

4. Romanced Kaidan <3

5. Almost didn't... but I got to keep my reputation up so... yeah.

6. See #1

7. Loyalty missions means more XP and happy people. Almost didn't do Jacob's or Thane's though. I don't like guys I don't like liking me.

8. Controlling my flirtatious nature was difficult but I succeeded.

9. Who the hell is stupid enough to KEEP it?!

10. Too bad you can never save those poor colonists.

Renegade choices:

1. Might as well. More bodies to throw at the enemy. 

2. Kaidan lived. Ashley died! (YES!!!)

3. I almost didn't kill her... almost...

4. See Paragon choices

5. I let them burn. Here's basically what I would have said if I were actually Renegade Shepard in that moment --> Shepard: I f**king told you the Reapers were coming and you didn't f**king listen! Why the hell should I save your f**king asses from something that you claim doesn't f**king exist?! Oh, don't worry, you're not really dying... it's just my "imagination." Yeah... have fun with that.

6. See #1

7. I needed the XP. Really the only reason I did them for some people.

8. Pssh... Kaidan will never find out. *pulls Garrus into Captain's Cabin*

9. Even as a Renegade I'm not about to bloody KEEP the Collector base! That's like beyond stupid. Besides I like Renegade Shepard's line at the end when speaking with the Illusive Man --> Shepard: "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you. Seems I'm getting a lot of bull s**t on this line." f**k yes.

10. Let's just say Dr. Chakwas was very pissed with me.

I always play as the solider first. Something about heavy armor and big guns just makes me want to kill stuff. ^_^

+10000

+20000

+30000

i am so in love with you right now....

one disagreement on that bit about jacob, kaidan and thane, though. now im not g*y, but thane is my BRO. he sounds like he smokes 7 packs of cigarrettes and drinks a fifth of liquour EVERY day! TIM FRIGGIN ALLEN has NOTHING on this guy!

and kaidan is a bro too. i let him live once. my most recent playthough, in fact (the one i just finished tonight). i found out how much of a bro he is...i still didnt use him though....but he gained my respect. maybe because it's carth. and carth was my BRO. MY BRO. DOWN YA GO!!!!! TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!

and jacob is just my bro. i have to identify with him. i dont know....maybe it's a black thing.

lol im sorry i couldnt resist.

522

(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

George Kwei wrote:

No I won't forgive you.

you know unforgiveness leads to hatred....something you jedi are not supposed to embrace....hmm...a little hypocrisy there?

523

(101 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

lol some randomly indoctrinated salarian.... lol  lol  lol  lol

484- i'd....rather not. too disturbing, seeing as how the Reapers would slaughter sith and jedi alike, and there's nothing we could do to stop them.

485- there would be no sith.

486- then hurry up and get there! oh i can so do this!

525

(193 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic II)

ah, well there you go. elitism here i come.

526

(283 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

Darth Jester wrote:

Also people blame white people for making with slaves but it was their own people and leaders in their tribes in Africa that sold their own people as slaves for guns. So if you think, You can not blame white people for having slave 100% because by the way I look at it is more 50/50.

same here. i never said i blame anglo's 100%

527

(283 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

Darth Jester wrote:

I got that straight from history and you just put your people down with a statement like that and sounded more like a slave owner then a black man.

that was the point. its called sarcasm.

528

(240 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

yea buddy.  cool

#swag
#notinsecure

529

(196 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic)

well of course not.

it will.

531

(167 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

John looks over at Jester with an annoyed look. "You are one bratty little kid just begging for attention, aren't you? Patience, child; I'll deal with you in time. For now more important tasks--much more important tasks--require my attention" he says condescendingly as he turns his attention back to Omega. "Give me one reason why I should trust you." He turns to Soren. "For all I know, this AI is the method by which you would slaughter my crew and take the ship for yourself."

Aria interrputs, "The major is right. Against a self-aware Aritificial Intelligence such as this, I am....defenseless, it pains me to say. I strongly recommend purging my systems of it."

"I agree. Get it out of my ship. Regardless of whatever 'upgrades' it may provide, we don't need it. Not until the rest of you have proven yourselves trustworthy to our mission."

532

(4,277 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)

day made. life made. still gonna play mass effect 3 with my chocolate ice cream. but it doesn't come close to that...

533

(124 replies, posted in Video Games)

Darth Jester wrote:

What is everyone playing as?

I am a Vangard because it is the best of both worlds as you are a soldier and biotic. I played every other game as a soldier and I choose a Vangard this time to try something new and I have came to really like the Vangard class.

the vanguard is so cool in ME2. i love the biotic charge. and shockwave. typically i play as an adept. singularity is awesome. im normally a soldier in ME1 though. i have no clue what i'll be in ME3.

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(124 replies, posted in Video Games)

Darth Jester wrote:

First off I have played good 1 time and the rest as a renagade so that is what will be carried over. I how even have been thinking of ME 3 and gathering forces to fight the reappers so I let the Big Queen insect live thinking that they would in time have a army and be able to help in the fight. I am not hooking up with anybody in the first game but in ME 2 I will hook up with Jack because I have hooked up with every other female but her.

here's the best way to prepare for ME3 (if you're a male shepard)

1. recruit everyone possible in ME1. don't leave everyone behind.

2. make sure everyone but Kaidan survives ME1.

3. save the Rachni queen.

4. do all the bonus missions. and romance ashley or liara.

5. save the council. controversial choice, but you need a galaxy's loyalty. the only way to do that is to save the council. ignorant jackasses as they may be.

6. recruit everyone in ME2.

7. gain everyone's loyalty in ME2.

8. romance no one in ME2.

9. DESTROY the collector base.

10. SAVE your entire crew from being processed.

535

(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Darth Jester wrote:

Starr just went medevil on our asses and I believe I liked it.  cool

what on God's earth are you talkin about, willis?

536

(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

Beautiful Chaos wrote:
Jest wrote:

Okay, I will stop Starr.

That's all I'm asking for dear. smile Was it so hard?

Prince wrote:

just sayin sweetheart. we're men. that's what we do. do they not do the same thing in the military? and i know they have to sack up, bend over and take it like a man there. male or female, but especially men. can't cry to the Staff or Drill Sergeant just because people take shots at you. (am i wrong?)

Sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but this isn't the military. Besides, the military is doing its damn best to forge us into hard asses who can take a bullet with a simple teeth clench. So yes, you have to "sack up." If you get your ass kicked you get up and kick the bastard's ass who kicked yours. It's just the way things are. Life, however, is not so simple.

Prince wrote:

i can tell you. one of my boys we take shots at on the daily. i love him to pieces tho. and he knows we just foolin. so that's my piece. if my boys can sack up--hell, if even i can sack up--so can george....i think....

Here's the difference in that instance and this one... you and Jest don't like George and George doesn't like you. It's not the same as playing around with your buddy. As I've said before I don't care if y'all bloody argue over something, I don't mind if y'all quarrel over politics or other matters, I don't give a damn if make an occasional remark about one another, but I will not tolerate one party barraging the other with insults no matter the situation.

It's childish and inane. I thought we were all above that. If not then I am disappointed.

Prince wrote:

besides...no one's stoppin him from making some comebacks.....well, tryin to anyway....

Don't make me use Scripture against you. tongue
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alright, starr....

537

(3,173 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)

George Kwei wrote:

There's one difference Prince. I usually beat up people who are harassing me in the manner you and Jester do so they stop doing that naturally. Anyway, I'm not a kind of man that goes around insulting people.

you'll forgive me for saying that that's bullshit.

538

(101 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Beautiful Chaos wrote:

I KNOW!!! I fell in love with Kaiden immediately because of that. ^_^

...girls....

539

(101 replies, posted in Knights of the Old Republic III)

Darth Jester wrote:

I think Malak's voice would have made a great voice for ME 1,2 or3.

lol for what role? harbinger? garrus? get real, dude.

477- you sick bastard.

478- you mean just Jennifer Hale as the female shepard right? and Rafael Sbarge as Kaidan (who died on virmire anyway). i'd hardly classify that as all the characters. besides, the ones they were able to pull was just because of bioware. they did KOTOR and mass effect. no big deal.

479- then re-name it 1000 things ive learned from mass effect. i can give you 2000.

480- agreed.