the quality of mercy is strained for lord jester
3,382 2009-11-04 19:35:22
Topic: the green monster rated R (22 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
a girl walks in to a dildo shop and ask " what kinda dildos do you have".
the clerk replys " we have blue ones vibraters pink and thins knew one called the green monster"
the girl asks " whats so great about it".
the clerks says" it does any thing you say"
the girls says" give me an example"
the gys says" ok green monster my as-S-S-S"
and so the green monster went up his ass
the girl says"i'll take it"
....20 min later
the girl is drivin down the high way and is saying" faster fasteR fastER FASTER" she gets pulled over by a cop and the cop ask" ma'am do you know how fast you were going "
the girl says"it's not my fault its the green monsters" the cop says" green monster my as-S-S-S-S
3,383 2009-11-03 21:25:08
Re: Jedi Master (76 replies, posted in Star Wars Universe)
my fav jedi master is so yaddle
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle
3,384 2009-11-03 20:48:33
Re: Michael Jackson Dead (195 replies, posted in The Old Republic Cantina)
you know what sucks the most my b-day was that day
3,385 2009-11-03 20:46:46
Re: Your Darth Name... (333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
Then my friend WE will meet in battle FOR IM THE GREATEST JEDI TO EVER LIVE!! look at the light side thing i posted
3,386 2009-11-03 20:45:36
Topic: read plz (53 replies, posted in The Old Republic (MMORPG))
you know what i think is that they are screwing a good story line i think both componys that helped make did a fab. job but i wish they would work togather cause they got good ideas Ex. the robes in kotr II way better then #1 and if they dont make Kotr III people are gunna be mad cause they just make it to where we have no idea what happens to reven or the exail or how ever you spell it but yeah the is my opion
3,387 2009-11-03 20:33:13
Re: Your Darth Name... (333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
are you sith or jedi
3,388 2009-11-03 20:32:30
Topic: im in need of a jedi master (75 replies, posted in The Light Side)
i have trained long and hard but under a phony i need a real master i have the potenial (can't spell that) i know my true self for i am Konah Ryton the greatest jedi to ever live but have yet to be trained i realize that the jedi are impossibly out-numbered and i hope to change that once and for all the sith shall be crushed and the jedi will restore peace and tranquility to the galaxy and rebuild the temple and have new jedi younglings
3,389 2009-11-03 19:41:40
Re: Which Path Will You Choose? (200 replies, posted in The Old Republic (MMORPG))
i thought this was about the crappy mmorpg comin out and if any of you die you wont see yoda vader maul Ect. they havent been born yet duh
3,390 2009-11-03 10:54:06
Re: Your Darth Name... (333 replies, posted in The Dark Side)
Darth dakaalt
3,391 2009-11-03 01:19:18
Re: New Jedi Order Sign-up (30 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Name:Konah Ryton
Gender:female
Age:18
Alliance: jedi order
Weapon:duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue and force
Apperance: long dark blond hair navy blue robes Bright green eyes slinder build
History:was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master
Species: unknown
Ship(optinal): Ryton fighter v3
Class: Jedi Master
3,392 2009-11-03 00:57:59
Re: The Sith Uprising Rpg (2,090 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Name:Konah Ryton
Gender:female
Age:18
Alliance: jedi order
Weapon:duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue
Apperance: long dark blond hair navy blue robes Bright green eyes slinder build
History:was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master
Species: human
Ship(optinal):ryton fight v3
Class: Jedi Master
3,393 2009-11-03 00:53:16
Re: The Sith Uprising Rpg (2,090 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Name: konah ryton
Age:18
Alliance: jedi
Weapon: duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue
History: was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master
Species: human
Ship: Harbenger
Class: Jedi Master
3,394 2009-11-03 00:40:56
Re: Do I Live For Nothing (484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
idk if this thing is still alive
Name: konah ryton
Age:18
Alliance: jedi
Weapon: duel sabers one pure gold the other cyan blue
History: was 15 when granted the rank of jedi knight three yrs later was granted rank of master
Species: human
Ship: Harbenger
Class: Jedi Master
3,395 2009-11-02 23:18:37
Topic: star wars the return of jacklyn bell (75 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
this is new and i will have more to add to the story 
They have been around for countless centuries.even before hyper-space travel was discovered,20,000 years previous. protectors of peace they say they are just and fair (but that is a matter of suggestion). They could be pacifist but no jedi would do that and sometimes they die because of it. ....back to subject. Some years ago a jedi named Konah morrie (my video game character)was investagating a patroon who was accused of stealing a proprietary colony. off subject. Master Konah had a padawan named Kardamungus. They had been together for two years(not in a relationship). ...Back on subject. Though they did not know the patroon had fallen to the darkside (after being an outcast jedi). They went to talk to her, her name was Jacklyn Bell. She was strong in the force. When Kard and master Konah got to the castle, Jacklyn was waiting for them,lightsabers drawn. two black hilts, one pure white glowing brightly.The other black As vortex, Kard almost instantaneously drew his single blade made of pure gold plasma.Konah waited for what seemed to Kard like hours. Then asked "Jacklyn why have you stolen you know better". Jacklyn had been exiled from the order two years previous. She answered "well master *Kard gasped*i have seen the light". Then she jumped at Konah. Before she even left the ground Konah had her sabers in her hand and they were activated one cyan blue the other more silver then mercury. Kard jumped to intercept Jacklyn and succeeded there blades met in mid-air. Kard was strong but Jacklyn soon had him on the ground. Just before she cut his throat Konah Jumped in. kard recovered but stayed away for sometime . Then when he saw an opening he jumped. Konah saw the action to late Kard took over the battle but was to slow and soon lay near death with a slit to the throat and his left arm gone. Konah went berserk and finally killed Jacklyn. After Konah ran to were Kard lay dieing to hear his final words they were "I love you for all ways and forever".
