Jay: "To help him." (Points to Maximus aka the Elite)
(( Meanwhile... ))
Thell: "We must move faster... the parasite is gathering."
Bel'san: "Brothers... up ahead. I see the out line of a structure..."
242 2009-07-29 09:12:07
Re: Do I Live For Nothing (484 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Starr,Jul 29 2009, 12:17 AM wrote:
*whistles* :unsure:
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Waiting on LSM... wherever he is. :unsure:
243 2009-07-29 09:10:57
Re: The New Jedi Order (635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Karvan: (Looks into the lights) "Soldier number 44,245 Republic Command..."
(( Meanwhile... ))
Hovoth: "Heh... good luck with that."
(( Meanwhile... ))
Grievous: "These Republic 'rebels' can surely provide a weak point in the Republic... perhaps we can reside upon this."
244 2009-07-29 09:05:34
Re: I Will Be Creating A Sith Academy Here (710 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Hovoth: (Looks at Zane) "Aye - we're bound to run into some lowlifes our go around this planet that are lusting for a fight..."
(( Meanwhile... ))
Tenk: (Walks over) "Still taking a group up to look for rumored 'star maps'?"
Captain Jall: "No, heh he... I'm looking for a different treasure now. Pirates need food, and I have a feeling this platter will satisfy me for a while." (Laughs)
245 2009-07-29 09:02:16
Re: A New Begining (4,277 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Starr,Jul 28 2009, 10:21 PM wrote:
lol Hovoth... think you posted in the wrong topic.
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Yeah, I was thinking something was weird... 
You can delete that post... 
246 2009-07-28 18:41:08
Re: The New Jedi Order (635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Karvan: "Torture? Ksh - bring it on."
Nolan: "Wait - what are you doing with him?!"
(( Meanwhile... ))
Hovoth: "Heh... this 'new' republic is starting to sound like Seperatists-like achievement. If you wish to turn the republic into corrupt government - why no just join Count Dooku?"
(( Meanwhile... ))
Aldas: "Dooku isn't concerned... shouldn't we be?"
247 2009-07-28 18:33:00
Re: I Will Be Creating A Sith Academy Here (710 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
* Hovoth follows and comes up to Aani's side... *
Hovoth: "Where we headed?"
(( Meanwhile... ))
* Captain Jall comes up to the Cantina. A guards stands at the entrance, and nods - allowing Jall and Weld to pass by... *
Man: "Well, well - Jall!"
Captain Jall: "Tenk?"
248 2009-07-27 08:40:00
Topic: The Interesting Questions Joke (6 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you n*ked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
249 2009-07-27 08:35:53
Topic: Police Emergency (2 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
The following is based on a true story...
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
250 2009-07-27 08:33:25
Topic: Prepare For Battle (10 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, "Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon."
The captain tells the man," Get my red coat and prepare for battle!"
The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.
The captain tells the assistant "If I was shot you would not be able to tell I'm bleeding and you would keep fighting."
The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the assistant came to the captain, "Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!"
The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and told him "Get me my brown pants!"
251 2009-07-27 08:21:11
Re: Bad Day (17 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Starr,Jul 26 2009, 10:33 PM wrote:
I had something happen like that... but it was my bro's drink... and he was sick... and there was a loogie involved. Use your imagination.
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Interesting. And my Imagination can get wild. 
252 2009-07-27 08:19:49
Re: Escaped Convict (7 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
Ooooooh! Ew! ROFL!
Poor guy! Hahaha! That's just sick!
253 2009-07-27 08:17:53
Re: Halo: Odst (44 replies, posted in Video Games)
Darth Jester,Jul 24 2009, 09:15 PM wrote:
What else did you do?
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Rode rides, went on a tour, swam, saw a play, and looked at rides. ^_^
254 2009-07-27 08:16:17
Re: Halo: Reach (138 replies, posted in Video Games)
"In war, truth is the first casualty."
255 2009-07-27 08:13:51
Re: I Will Be Creating A Sith Academy Here (710 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Kharst: (Growls) "Funny." (He looks back at the Captain) "If you need me, don't attempt to find me..." (He starts walking, and looks back) "But... I'm sure you know where I'll be..." (He laughs and walks away)
Captain Jall: (Looks at Aani) "Interesting. Alright, I'm going to head to the local cantina and see what's been happening around lore." (Looks back at Weld) "Want to come assist in any brawls that'll emerge."
Weld: (Nods)
Captain Jall: "Aani - take Hovoth and Zane and scout around a bit. I'll contact you if something pops up. Your bound to kill something, so keep your fingers on your blades and blasters. All of you."
Hovoth: (Smiles) "You too."
256 2009-07-27 08:09:26
Re: The New Jedi Order (635 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Hovoth: "Dark Jedi?" (Chuckles) "Don't tell me you've bought wand of their will, and bought some."
(( Meanwhile... ))
Karvan: (Looks at the bloody table) "Cute."
Nolan: "Now what, might I ask?"
Karvan: "There is really nothing I can do... these 'clones' are better than us by default it seems. They've got numbers. We are expendable - it's alright if we die."
(( Meanwhile... ))
General Greivous: "Something odd... is going on inside the Republic. Their fragile alliance is becoming weaker it seems..."
Dark Jedi: (Looks up) "Would you like me to do something about that?"
General Greivous: (Growls) "Stay on pause, Aldas."
257 2009-07-27 07:59:32
Re: The Halo Rpg (520 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Xavier: (Nods) "Aye- aye, sir..."
Jay: "Right."
* Jay, Xavier, and Links move over to the Hanger bay... *
(( Meanwhile... ))
Ullono: "What's that?"
258 2009-07-25 15:13:27
Re: The Bioshock Undertow Rpg (118 replies, posted in Star Wars Fan Fiction)
Well, noone is joining - strangely. Ah well, hopefully we can keep the flow moving, shall we begin?
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* The waves pick up and scoots the boat at the steps of the large tower... *
Moss: (Grabs a stray rope and pulls the boat in) "What is this?"
259 2009-07-24 19:29:56
Re: Joke 2 (9 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
That's a pretty good one.
260 2009-07-24 19:27:39
Re: Joke (6 replies, posted in Jokes and Funny Stuff)
That was halarious!
ROFL
