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Hovoth: Oh Snap! Chuck Norris is about to give Spartan a roundhouse kick! *gets out camera*
** Chuck Norris performs a round-house kick **
Spartan: GAHHHHH!!! *Goes through a vortex*
Hovoth: Woah! He kicked him so hard, he went back in time!
Well, I'll be the 2nd CONGRATZ. 
B)
Hovoth: Wait! That'll kill you!
Jester: Oh yeah?? Nothing'll kill meee!!!
** Eats sunday **
** Everyone gathers around Jester's grave **
Hovoth: I told him not to eat it...
Nedles: Poor Lad...
Spartan: Leeeemons!
HK: Statement: Jester sucked.
Prince: Who wants to go party?
Hovoth: Umm... I think he's hiding behind that table over there. *Starts sipping Coke*
** From the background: **
** Chuck Norris: There you are. **
** (AHH!!!) **
** Smashing of tables, and broken bones can be heard **
Hovoth: Owch... :blink:
** Gives Jester some Double-Fudge Chocolate Icecream, covered in Hershey's Triple mixed Chocolate supreme Sundae **
Hovoth: I feel sorry for Spart--!!
** Spots Spartan hiding behind a table **
Chuck Norris: Where is the one called Spartan039?
** After Chuck Norris says this, the theme song of "Walker Texas Ranger" can be heard in the backround **
** Joins Prince, Jester, Nedles, and LSM on the bar **
Hovoth: Ahh... finally... away from Spartan.
** Orders a Coke **
** Chuck Norris walks in **
Hovoth: No. Way.
I think everybody dose it.
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Jester your HALARIOUS!!!
FACT: Spartan copies other messaged for a higher post count. 
At least until Spartan goes crazy and attempts to destroy HK...
Notice I said 'attempt'... I would have my money on that HK unit.
I pick C, I mean both of them are like: Awesome.
Hovoth: *Meets Mr. T* Woah! Your MR. T!
Mr. T: Shush- Fool, Mr. T is trying to think!
Hovoth: Woah, your so cool!
Mr. T: Dangit- Fool! *Leaves*
Hovoth: :unsure:
Ha Ha
( $ _ $ )
I like to watch the races because their is always someone crashing on it and their is a good chance that someone could die.
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Jester! :angry:
This KOTOR MMO is such a bad idea... I mean who thought of it??
----The TRUTH----
1/24/05 - 8:00PM - LucasArts Conferance room
BioWare pres: Alright, everybody, let's do KoTOR 3!
** Everybody cheers **
George Lucas: Well, I was thinking of an MMO.
BioWare Pres: Ehm... ... KoTOR MMO... let's do it... <_<
Devs: Woohoo... <_<
I'm not much of a Nascar fan, but my dad watches it sometimes. But he usually sticks to Drag Racing now.
I heard him randomly say he was from Canada, eh?
Ha Ha That's halarious!
Yeah! I'm black.
And yes, Bill Cosby is the funniest comedian I've seen.
Spartan039: ** Bites Jester **
Hovoth: Bad dog! He might need to be put down... :unsure:
Nedles: *Sigh* ** Picks up Spartan **
Everyone: ...
** CHO! (Gun shot) **
Hovoth: Ouch...
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